Party Vibe

My older (and hugely badly influencial :love:) sister used to carry for me –

as then (not sure if the same now) if caught you’d get a ‘drugs amnesty’ –

so however much just a caution – and she offered bless er…..:love::love::love::love:

only problem arose when we’d get f**ked and loose each other :laugh_at:

a few years ago at coloursfest they had the sniffer dogs there but it was a bit of joke, i had about 6 pills in a small bag tied to the button on the inside of my boxer shorts. they would let about 2 lines of 20 ppl through at a time and have the dog walk up and down the lines. the wee dog was jumping all over his fucking handler never mind anyone with drugs and the handler was walking past ppl who he probably thought looked suspicious and was tugging at the bottom of there trousers and then raising his hand up to about ur knee, it was as if the dog wasnt doing anything and they just had it there for show. now the dog went past me 2 times and never sniffed a thing but i made the mistake of breaking eye contact with the handler and looking down (i cant help it lol i even feel guilty when i have nothing on me) and he instantly took me to a small tent at the side where the coppers had set themselves up. i got questioned for a while, had to take off my socks and shoes (i even got threatened to be taken away for a strip search but i stood my ground and said i had nothing on me) and then got told if i got seen later on “out my face” (they used those words!) i would be arrested on the spot and then they let me go into the damn event.

u should be ok with the double bagging and putting them in ur boxers somewhere, the only thing i would say is to try and not look guilty when the dogs coming to u hehe.

Baggies wrapped in a condom is much more comfortable.

If your all planning taking 10 each then each to their own – otherwise some mug has the discomfort (not to say risk) of carrying everyone’s – bag of ten is piece of piss and not too uncomfortable though.

However, Global Gathering is a sack of shite so personally I just wouldn’t bother going – saying that the one I went to in 2002 I had a great time as the line-up in Carl Cox’s Global tent was awesome and never had to leave there all day/night – rest of place was horrible though lol

lol

Here’s one way of getting drugs into a festival:

Get a handgun, preferably with a bore above 5 mm, then try cramming your pills into the barrel where the bullets go. When approaching the staff at the gate, wave the gun in the air, it will create maximum distance between your pills and the sniffer dogs. Also, who would think that the most exposed part of your body (the gun you’re waving around) would be where you’re keeping the drugs?

Finally, if you ever manage to get inside the festival, you can stick the gun in your mouth, and pull the trigger, that’ll make for rapid delivery of your Es, you’d probably come up faster than snorting the stuff.

Then you can stroll along listening to legally-sanctioned beats that will get you excited, but not too excited, inasmuch as thinking outlandishly goes.

Sorry l’m not dissing festivals there, more like, the music scene today. Been ages since l’ve been to a festival as well, l didn’t realise things have gotten that bad.

i went to glasto last weekend, no sniffer dogs, about 2 searches per 200 people, it was a piece of piss, i carried shit loadsa pills in no problem, coulda got shit loads in of anythin if i wanted to…