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All drug/drink related piss funny tales in here please.
If you want to ofcourse 😉
Let’s have a laaaaarf
Short and sweet…
Ketamin, crawling through dormitory halls, being sick and believing it was the most amazing fountain ever spoken off, the drips were epic :crazy:
You get the jist….
Go oooooon!!!
a nite me and my mate was on pills, we got all the quilts from his house and put them ina pile on his floor, jumped on them, we thought it was the most amazin thing ever. then we recorded 40 mins of us chattin shit, n then i halucinated about fat men surroundin me
saaaafe
me and some mates got drunk dand found a fome football and thort it would be a good idear to sock it in petrol and set it on fire and play
i bootid the ball hi and ma mate when and hedderd it
we spent the next half an hour pissin are sels laffin
(he adord his hair do)
on bonfire night a few years back me and a load of m8s wen’t over to the fields behind my house to have a bonfire .. the selected petoral carrier thought it would be funny to pore petoral on the floor and set fire to it .. then when stamping it out set fire to his leg :weee: … all of us were pissing our selves as he was screaming like a lil girl .. :laugh_at: … some one gave pitty on him and threw him onto the floor and kicked him a few times (not hard) to make him roll over and put the fire out … when he got up he was laughing with us so all was well … till he realised he had rolled through dog shit and it was all over him :laugh_at::laugh_at:
hehe these stories are really funny lol i will put a couple of mine up a bit later off to lunch now:love:
took some thai shrooms in Liverpool last year and we all went to a park to wait for it to kick in. Was about 2am and saw lights flashing in the lake. we all thought “shit these fucking good” then realized what we thought was us tripping was actually was absolute nutter that had intentionally driven his car into the lake then casually walked away. to top it off about 20mins later some scouse jumps into the lake in his speedos and tries to nick the radio which was now undewater
hahaha noway only in liverpool
my friend took shrooms once he was done the park and he would not move from this spot of light cause he thought if he did something bad would happen to him lol
love it.. shrooms can be incredible but can be evil as i once discovered in Amsterdam which isnt is just the least chilled place to get wrecked up in
seeing as fire seems to keep cropping up…
a few years back when I was living in uni halls we were getting stoned in my friends room. My friend jess was trying to light the bong and the lighter just wouldn’t spark. Then it finally did we realised it had been leaking gas the whole time as Jess’s hair went up in huuuuge flames! She was screaming and me and my mate were so stoned we simply looked around the room for a bucket (as if there was gonna be one) while she “stop dropped and rolled”. One of the security guys was passing and heard the screams and we had to explain that she’d caugh fire lighting a “ciggarette”.
My mate had a similar experience in London aftre taking loads of acid. Across a park him and his mates could see flashing lights so they went to investigate. They got most of the way there and realised it was a police car so they ran back to the safety of the bushes….only to turn round and see more cool blue flashing lights to inspect.
Again it was the same police car…..this was repeated about 15 mines before the car drove off.
Did a load of liberty caps at a mates who lives right out in the sticks and set off on an adventure through the fields, after an hour or so and miles from any thing we started seeing random people stood about first one then a couple more then some more some with binoculars and stuff.
we was trying to figure out what was going on when about 30 dogs and 20 horses came flying over the hill towards us we’d only walked right into the middle of a fox hunt tripping like fuck:crazy:
we just walked through the middle of it all laughing like fuck
Ok I’ll keep this short.
About a year back me and some friends were smoking salvia in a mates caravan, suddenly this girl who had never done it before – squatted and took a $hit. She did not get undressed or anything she just let go in her pants.
Strangest thing I’ve ever experienced. Never seen it before and probably wont again. Still today you can not speak with her about it she is mortified.
About a year back me and some friends were smoking salvia in a mates caravan, suddenly this girl who had never done it before – squatted and took a $hit. She did not get undressed or anything she just let go in her pants.
Strangest thing I’ve ever experienced. Never seen it before and probably wont again. Still today you can not speak with her about it she is mortified.
ahahahaha :laugh_at: thats well funny
About a year back me and some friends were smoking salvia in a mates caravan, suddenly this girl who had never done it before – squatted and took a $hit. She did not get undressed or anything she just let go in her pants.
Strangest thing I’ve ever experienced. Never seen it before and probably wont again. Still today you can not speak with her about it she is mortified.
if that was me i would seriously not come out in public again that is just wrong lol
heading home on the bus after a heavy night, i was feelingreally paranoid and was convinced that all th little old ladies with shopping trolleys were staring at me and everyonr knew i was spangled, my mate said i was just being paranoid. when i stepped off the bus i caught sight of my reflection in a shop window and realised i was wearing a pair of pink spangly antena/bobbers!
maybe not so paranoid after all…. :crazy:
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