Once my mate was trying to put a cd on for about 10mins, so i went over and was like ‘what you doin?’
my mate:’i cant seem to work out the conversion rate between egyptian and sterling?’
me:’mate your not at work and that’s a cd player dont think it does conversion rates’
my mate:looking pretty confused by now.. ‘oh yeah shit sorry, think ill go and have a sit down’ :laugh_at:
Another time my mate did about hald a g of mud in about half an hr, then proceded to flap his feet about and operate the gear stick while driving an imaginary car sitting on the sofa!
ive also come round having just asked my ex if she could go and fetch my golf clubs from the car?! at that time i didnt even have a car, and ive never played golf in my life!
When my mates were down in bristol, one of my mates g’f’s started taking drinks orders, then after taking the orders of people then walked up to this wall and started pouring out imaginary pints and mixxing drinks :you_crazy:
Then a mate was telling me last night that after he’d done some Datura he was in this car, but thought he was back in his flat saying ‘right then im going to the kitchen who wants a coffee, he then started operating the coffee machine, then got a slap round the face and all he’d been doing his rubbing this girls leg sat next to him! he he he :crazy_drunk:
Ive got so many more its untrue… :laugh_at:
