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November 4, 2008 at 6:07 pm

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Tank Girl

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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I’m married.

2. Nope, no more booze for me!

3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.

4. Doner Kebab? No thanks, I’m not hungry.

5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?

6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke
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7. I’m not interested in fighting you.

8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I

have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!

9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this

car park or on the side of the road.

10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the

morning.

:laugh_at::laugh_at:
November 4, 2008 at 6:08 pm

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Angel

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:laugh_at::laugh_at:
November 4, 2008 at 7:17 pm

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Playground Politics

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hahahah
November 4, 2008 at 11:00 pm

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elretardo87

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Tank Girl;243073 wrote:

5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?

:laugh_at::laugh_at:

I always get caught out by this one. Every time I get drunk theres a rowdy rendition of “all coppers are bastards”, which never goes down well.

Apologising is made a lot easier by a face full of pavement though.
November 5, 2008 at 12:53 pm

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:laugh_at::laugh_at:
November 5, 2008 at 1:22 pm

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elretardo87;243180 wrote:

I always get caught out by this one. Every time I get drunk theres a rowdy rendition of “all coppers are bastards”, which never goes down well.

Apologising is made a lot easier by a face full of pavement though.

:laugh_at:
November 9, 2008 at 4:03 pm

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tarifa

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nice 😉
November 10, 2008 at 1:37 am

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noname

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My son has a perverse sense of humour (a little disturbing in a 6 year old) – when he sees that I’m a little wobbly, his favourite trick is to get me to read “Fox in socks” for his bedtime story…

Try saying things like:

“Luke’s duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luke’s duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks
in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks
in lakes duck likes.”

When drunk…

Usually takes me about 10mins a verse, and he helps by sitting and cackling at me… :crazy_fre:
November 10, 2008 at 3:14 am

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GrassChopper

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noname;244195 wrote:

My son has a perverse sense of humour (a little disturbing in a 6 year old) – when he sees that I’m a little wobbly, his favourite trick is to get me to read “Fox in socks” for his bedtime story…

Try saying things like:

“Luke’s duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luke’s duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks
in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks
in lakes duck likes.”

When drunk…

Usually takes me about 10mins a verse, and he helps by sitting and cackling at me… :crazy_fre:

:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at: Little genius raaa
November 10, 2008 at 4:16 am

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Boobahhaha

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lol funny:weee:

Im going to try tho the next time I get drunk!:bounce_g::bounce_fl
November 10, 2008 at 5:58 am

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Angel

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noname;244195 wrote:

“Luke’s duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luke’s duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks
in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks
in lakes duck likes.”

i can’t even read that when sober :laugh_at: :crazy_diz

I’ll try next time I’m drunk, my English always improve when I am :sign0023:
March 5, 2012 at 8:38 pm

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March 5, 2012 at 11:17 pm

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wickle

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heh, admitting to being drunk in the moment has always been a rather difficult one for me!
May 7, 2012 at 3:22 pm

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Fizzbombheid

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discombobulation
May 7, 2012 at 5:18 pm

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Garoldeep Singh

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Please and thank you are quite hard to say when drunken for some people
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