ive had a couple of piss tests..
the first i failed but even though i was taking pills and acid the night before the test (we all were) i/we passed for class a’s (instant sack) but all failed for weed which we knew we would.
we got sent home to ‘detox’ for a month and we all thought that was the end of the tests but the fuckers announced we had another test in 8 days after a month relaxing at home on full pay smoking weed like its was going out of fashion. if we failed this test we were all sacked. i looked at detox kits and all that carry on but none had solid proof they worked so i stuck to drinking water (i drink lots of the stuff anyhoos) and passed the test. out of the 30 odd stoners they re tested, not one failed it and we asked on varoious forums etc and all said its would be in our systems for a month at least (which turned out to be bullshit) 😀
the only way to pass a piss test is to buy synthetic piss from online. (could you carry about your mates piss pot every day on an off chance you might get tested? i couldnt..) a few of my mates get tested regulary and thats the only method to work 100%. you need to buy heat packs to warm the piss up to the correct temp (they have little heat/thermometer strips to let you know when its ready) and possibly a fake nob too depepnding on what company they get in to test you/how far up the ladder you are as they watch you pissing to make sure you dont cheat. they have about 10 boxes they tick once they get your sample – usually colour, usual temp, usual blah blah (i cant mind all of them) but what REALLY shocked me about the whole process was the usual odour box!!! the manky fuckers smell your piss in front of you for some unknown reason! ewww whats that all about?!
but yeah, synthetic piss all the way mate its the only way to keep your job even if it means carrying it about with you all the time at work (the people i know all carry their fake piss religiously and they wear uniforms). i could find out what brand of piss they use if its any help to you as all them use the same stuff so it must be the best. im sure its only 20 quid for 3 packs of it but would need to confirm that as my memory is similar to a piece of cardboards memory!
good luck fella 😉
-mr mojo risin-
edit – just noticed you aint even getting a test!! i want 10 minutes of life back after typing that 😀
