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  • im looking for someone to satisfy me fully, because the man I married can’t and I don’t have the heart to tell him that. Call me and tell me what u wanna do to me and ill call back the best guy who makes me the wettest!!!!!!! let the games begin, the harder you play the harder ill make u five one zero, five four one, two seven seven nine.

    What now?

    @leenasian 458813 wrote:

    let the games begin, the harder you play the harder ill make u

    While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn’t a single person. Why?

    @HSB 458822 wrote:

    While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn’t a single person. Why?

    cos they were inside the boat rather then on it.

    @DaftFader 458827 wrote:

    cos they were inside the boat rather then on it.

    because they were all married :weee:

    @HSB 458828 wrote:

    because they were all married :weee:

    lol

    @DaftFader 458830 wrote:

    lol

    its Friday night, fuck we know how to have a good time ay!

    @HSB 458833 wrote:

    its Friday night, fuck we know how to have a good time ay!

    Why do legs smell?

    @DaftFader 458836 wrote:

    Why do legs smell?

    I dont know, why do legs smell?

    cos they grow from your bum.

    (I know it’s terrible .. but i missunderstood what the person who told me that joke today ment .. i had an image of someone with a leg coming out of there bum hole … i was so confused haha)

    @DaftFader 458840 wrote:

    cos they grow from your bum.

    (I know it’s terrible .. but i missunderstood what the person who told me that joke today ment .. i had an image of someone with a leg coming out of there bum hole … i was so confused haha)

    lol its certainly different

    @HSB 458841 wrote:

    lol its certainly different

    It’s a slovenian joke >.<

    visions of a sad saggy old wanker

    FAIL

    @leenasian 458813 wrote:

    Call me and tell me what u wanna do to me and ill call back the best guy who makes me the wettest!!!!!!!

    i’m gonna turn you upside down and fuck you like a wheel barrow, you’ll be used and abused so much you’ll be an old rusty wheel barrow when i’m done.

    do i win?

    btw i’m from cali san fran and i work in porn, i can fulfil all your wildest dreams.

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