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i know someone here knows somethin about this
i know wat im about to post is dumb as hell but please save negitive comments beause im freekin the fuck out, in need of some seriouse advise. today,monday around 4am i smoked meth, not my best idea i know but i was drunk. i recently joined the Marines, later today i get a call sayin i have a piss test on thursday around 12 and another one on friday at MEPS. it was the first time i have ever had the stuff and had a fair amount. I CAN NOT have this ruin my furture. so my question is, is there any sure way to be clean by thursday for my test. Please someone help. im dyin here!!!!!
i know someone here can help me out, i fucked up
we don’t think your a cop (this is a joke and TBH typical “British” humour) but there aren’t any sure fire ways of clearing the stuff out of your system, without actually risking damage to your kidneys or other bits of your body, and you need them to be fit for service.
Also meth isn’t very popular in the UK. I don’t think the half-life of the stuff is that long and you may be clear anyway by then provided you remain correctly hydrated.
How To Speed Up Elimination Half Life Of Crystal Meth? – Blurtit
coincidentally was reading the (unclassified) USMC guide to radio communications a few days ago…
finnaly!! iv tried every damn forum site an googled all kinda shit, an you uk fucks is crazy hahaha
ok never tried it but i just read up it can be detected in urine for 3-5 days i would say you should drink as much water as you can until then the more you flush your body out the more likely it wont show .good luck
BTW these posts should be now correctly in the drugs forum. I was amused to find the USMC consider playing of the Scottish bagpipes at full modulation on HF radio be a very effective way of jamming enemy comms :laugh_at:
green tea’s supposed to be good for flushing out the system, also hot water with lemon helps detox your body. No garenteed ways though.
now u guys are bein helpful hahaha thanks, hope this shit works
I found this that might help you out;
Large doses of ascorbic acid also lower urinary pH, reducing methamphetamine’s elimination half-life and thus decreasing the duration of its actions.
Methamphetamine – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
If I understood this right it means if you get some high level vitamin-C, it should help you to get it quicker out of your blood together with loads of water….
would exercise help? speed up metabolism… i dont know… might do
@know_hope 479214 wrote:
would exercise help? speed up metabolism… i dont know… might do
probably not speed up metabolism that much in a few fays, but can’t hurt to add it into the mix, every litle helps i guess.
@thatopiateguy 479159 wrote:
i know wat im about to post is dumb as hell but please save negitive comments
I see you have noticed people treating people like shit over the internet is at and all time high. You can’t leave a comment with half an opinon on youtube without someone thinking that your attacking them cos they disagree with you. Well as it goes PV is like an Oasis in the desert. There is virtualy no trash talking no negative vibes, and always friendly faces willing to help. Oh and I you stick around long enough, you might even get all your posts deleted (private joke look at my post count and my like count for more info)
Yes so I you ever got anything else you want to ask, drug related or not, just drop a thread on here. Seriously I don’t know any other forum that has the same vibe as this one. BTW The worst forum I have ever had the pleasure of visiting is the Battlefield 3 Battlelog forum. It is awfull, everyones spitting on each other, sandbagging eachothers opinoins of just spammin the forum. There also seems to be a full blown war going on between the PC and console users, and they have regular spamming skirmishs. The New thing that they are doing is picking on anyone who has not changed their defaulf gravatar by calling them a blueberry (because it has a blueish tint to it.) Oh yeah and what the hell is going on with these my little pony avatars. It seems that if someone has a pony avatar, they are garrunteed to have a bad attitude. I did a bit of research into it and I believe it started on 4chan, and as you know hip things like fashions and meemes are always gona be popular wuth the kids.
God damn I do waffle on sometimes. I hope you manage to flush youself out, just wondering is there no way that you can pretend to be very sick to delay going in to the medical.
@Logue {the1log} 479231 wrote:
I see you have noticed people treating people like shit over the internet is at and all time high. You can’t leave a comment with half an opinon on youtube without someone thinking that your attacking them cos they disagree with you. Well as it goes PV is like an Oasis in the desert. There is virtualy no trash talking no negative vibes, and always friendly faces willing to help. Oh and I you stick around long enough, you might even get all your posts deleted (private joke look at my post count and my like count for more info)
Yes so I you ever got anything else you want to ask, drug related or not, just drop a thread on here. Seriously I don’t know any other forum that has the same vibe as this one. BTW The worst forum I have ever had the pleasure of visiting is the Battlefield 3 Battlelog forum. It is awfull, everyones spitting on each other, sandbagging eachothers opinoins of just spammin the forum. There also seems to be a full blown war going on between the PC and console users, and they have regular spamming skirmishs. The New thing that they are doing is picking on anyone who has not changed their defaulf gravatar by calling them a blueberry (because it has a blueish tint to it.) Oh yeah and what the hell is going on with these my little pony avatars. It seems that if someone has a pony avatar, they are garrunteed to have a bad attitude. I did a bit of research into it and I believe it started on 4chan, and as you know hip things like fashions and meemes are always gona be popular wuth the kids.
God damn I do waffle on sometimes. I hope you manage to flush youself out, just wondering is there no way that you can pretend to be very sick to delay going in to the medical.
NOOB!!!!
I wonder how this turned out….
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