Right, I went away overnight to grab some bits and have an awesome time and then I came back to a rather strange story from my boss.
We’ve both had this chest infection/cold thing for several days and had been feeling pretty shit on and off, raspy cough, headaches, the usual shinanegans. I had been drinking 2 litres of freshly squeezed orange juice a day and my boss was meanwhile ploughing through every cold and flu remedy known to man (that you can buy off the shelf at Tesco).
He was worried about his cough, so he consulted the interweb and head that breathing boiling water from a bowl with a towel over your head did the trick. so he tried it.
Then he apparently couldn’t breathe so phoned NHS direct who advised him to go to hospital.
He didn’t go (as it had started to get better).
He then says that he went to bed and then woke up “in the matrix” and “all of the contents of his body, split into their individual chemicals and sorted themselves out before his eyes before jumping back into his body”. He then said that he lay there, floating around in the matrix for a while, while all these strange things were going on in his body’s molecular structure.
Later he said he felt better so he got up and looked out of the windows and the skies were strange colours and he could see the stars and galaxies moving around.
And now since the “incident” he feels “healed”!!!!!!! :crazy:
I wanna fucking go! I pay good money for that sort of shit!
