So.. I was sitting in my arm-chair watching Jackass when all of a sudden i needed to fart, I felt a bit uncomfortable and bloated in my stomach. As per normal i leaned to one side and forced the gass out of my anus. I was scared when i felt a bit more than just gas come out. I ended up having to run to the toilet as i felt a wet patch of shit in my boxes. I don’t feel sick or think i have diarrhea, This never happened before. what the fuck is going on?
I was actually looking for someone to reply ‘This happened to me once’ so i wouldn’t feel too bad 🙂
I did try once and I still try to forget it, lasted 24 hours and came up and down :scared:
I really thought I was dying :sick:
It happened to me once but to be fair I was dead at the time.
True story. Asthma attack and all that. Voided me bowels and woke up naked on a metal table surrounded by people with medical equipment.
@Angel 564237 wrote:
glad you’re still around <3
I’m not. It was my time and it was stolen from me.
It was the beginning of my undoing.
But thanks for saying so anyway! :love:
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