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September 9, 2014 at 4:31 pm

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tryptameanie

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I know you all know one but I’ll start with this classic from Jimmy Carr.
How do you make a gay fuck a woman?
Shit in her cunt.
September 10, 2014 at 12:24 pm

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EPICLULZ

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‘You know you’re girlfriend is too young when you have to make an airplane noise to get your cock in her mouth

– Jimmy Carr
September 10, 2014 at 12:26 pm

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tryptameanie

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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
September 10, 2014 at 5:38 pm

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tryptameanie

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Fucking hell. Does no-one else kn0ow a joke? Is no-one else a member? Does everyone just wanna FAP on a webcam? Does the Pope shit in the woods?Could this/shpould this be moved to chat?
What do you call a black American? The accused.
September 10, 2014 at 5:52 pm

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Angel

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What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.
September 10, 2014 at 6:04 pm

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EPICLULZ

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What’s the difference between a joke and two dicks? You can’t take a joke.
September 12, 2014 at 11:22 am

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tryptameanie

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My Muslim neighbour said today, the 11th of September, was the anniversary of the happiest day of her life.

After seeing my shock, she quickly explained that she meant it was her wedding anniversary.

“I’m so sorry” I said, “I thought you meant the attack on the Twin Towers”.

“That’s ridiculous” she laughed, “I wasn’t even born then.”
September 12, 2014 at 11:41 am

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tryptameanie

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Oscar Pistorius.

Showing the Scottish people you can be free, even though you’re usually legless and assaulting women.
September 13, 2014 at 3:50 pm

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tryptameanie

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What do you call a man with no legs?
Fuck all, he might shoot you.
September 15, 2014 at 4:20 pm

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tryptameanie

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“Scumacher home 9 months after accident”. Just like me when I was a baby.
September 16, 2014 at 9:51 pm

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tryptameanie

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People in South Africa are worried Oscar Pistorious will do a runner, before the other inmates have a chance.
September 26, 2014 at 12:20 pm

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tryptameanie

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What do ISIS and Little Miss Muffet have in common?
They both have curds in their whey.
September 27, 2014 at 4:57 pm

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tryptameanie

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The FBI say they now know the name of Jihadi John.
May not be significant considering how long they knew Osama Bin Ladens name
September 27, 2014 at 10:39 pm

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tryptameanie

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A news report says that paedophiles are to be educated to control their urges.

What a brilliant idea, send paedophiles to school.
September 27, 2014 at 11:07 pm

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stayawayfromafrica

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what do u call a worker in america,that works hard,for a reasonable salery,n shows up on time.

a venazualian immigrant
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