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I just done 1 of my worst. I’m sitting here on my computer reading and I hear a ‘hissssing sound’ I wonder for a good 5-10 seconds where and what that sound is coming from.. I put my leg on a deoderant bottle and it started spraying out, I’m a idiot I didn’t realize until I smelled it lol
Asking someone, when they are supposed to give birth.
Just to find out they’re not pregnant……. ouch
I went to make a cup of coffee in my parents house while not quite a functional as I’d have liked. I took the plastic, electric kettle of the plastic base, filled it with water. Walked over to the cooker, lit the gas and put the kettle on lol. Didn’t notice immediately though, took about 4-5 mins before my parents ran in screaming WTFs going on and I think I just told them I was making a coffee.
My parents were being really good with at the time so stayed nice and calm and just gently persuaded me to go to sleep. When I woke up I thought I’d dreamed the kettle bit so went downstairs, parents didn’t mention anything so still wasn’t embarrased until I went to make a coffee and we had a new kettle. Feeling sure I’d dreamed the last kettle I shouted and asked why we had a new kettle which was just the cue they’d been waiting for go through the whole affair in minute detail. That was also came the shame and embarrassment kicked in as well.
all the crew were in the front room someone went to cook something in the wok..I said after a while..it smells funny turns out my friend had put the wrong ring on the cooker, there was a dishcloth on the ring now on fire..off went the smoke alarm etc etc
Half of you people just don’t sound dangerous enough.
there is worse but it can’t be admitted to here
Yes it can and it should be.
@pikachops 579141 wrote:
there is worse but it can’t be admitted to here
yeah i’m gonna take my worst to my grave
Now I feel like I should have kept half the shit I’ve said secret.
eh worst was asking some girl if she wanted to have sex at like 11 am, then repeatedly banging on her door to apologize, (i’m psychotic as all get out at the time so i didn’t realize the door banging was a bad thing). obviously she feared for her safety… so I stop banging on the door to walk off and then see two cop cars out in parking lot for you know who, the two police officers follow me into my apartment, i give them an ounce of green, they leave without giving me a charge or searching further… about 12 hours later i end up as a voluntary committal at the hospital after having gotten picked up by police on the side of the interstate. basically the cops treated me super nice.
Sorry bud, wish I hadn’t pushed. Sweet that the cops were nice to you. We have a lot of nice cops over here. One time I was pretty fucked up and the police were there and an ambulance was coming and cos I was so fucked I stood up and said “I think I’ve got some drugs on me” trying to be good or helpful or whatever lunacy I conceived at the time and they just told me to sit down, they weren’t interested about that now.
Really incredible when you consider that same cop had arrested me twice before, once in a far less sociable frame of mind.
yeah dude i had 400 miligrams of MDMA and 38 hits of LSD in my desk drawer so yeah… if they’d wanted to search for that i’d have been screwed. i remember handcuffed in the back of the police car on the way to the hospital a voice kept telling me to tell them i had lsd, i just ignored that one.
yeah, its probably good not to hide that story cuz its like not that bad, i didn’t mean anyone any harm, just couldn’t communicate and got off the plot
After a blotter of lsd in London it was deceided it would be fun to go driving around and go and see a hardcore gig, There were many adventures that night…but seriously have gone psychotic myself thinking someone was screaming..the police coming..a lot of things about , they didn’t care but it shook up some people I was with
SOME WORDS, DURING THE CHRISTMAS FAMILLY DINNER 3 YEARS AGO WICH TURNED TO A HORROR EVENNIG FOR ALL GUESTS, THAT I SAID TO MY OLD FATHER DIAGNOSED SOME WEEKS BEFORE WITH CANCER, (I WASN’T THINKING THEM, WAS DRUNK, REALLY HURT AND ANGRY WITH HIM).
(Most people will juge me very badly, and i agree, there are no excuse and reason which gave the right to say such things to his father,
whatever he had done and said to me before, ruinning at the same time an evenning supposed passing peacefully)
So the words I “throw” him in his face was :
“J’ATTEND IMPATIEMMENT PLUS QU’UNE CHOSE DE TOI, C’EST QUE TU CRèVE POUR QUE JE PUISSE VENIR CRACHER SUR TA TOMBE”
in English something like :
“I WAIT ONLY ONE MORE THING FROM YOU, THAT YOU DIE FOR I CAN COME SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE”
My father did a lot bad things to me when i was a child, but wasn’t the reason for that. It happend because he couldn’t accept that my engaged one was Moslem and it would never be happend if he hadn’t been constantly unrespectfull against her and her religion, and, (Thanks to my traductor REVERSO which found the right expression), the straw that [COLOR=#]broke the camel’s back[/COLOR], some days
before when he said to me on the phone “you won’t never get any peny from your heritage, because I hate Moslems and my money won’t never goes to this fucking Moslems that are all terrorist for me.
I couldn’t accept those words which came from his heart, judging my today’s wife who is really an Angel to my eyes and all the opposite of a terrorist.
I can’t blame you iliesse, must be very tough.
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