An Australian woman was taking a shower when, suddenly she landed doing an actual “split” on the floor. (just like the ballerinas)
She called out for her husband:” “Jacko! Jacko!. He came running.
” Jacko, I’ve bl00dy suctioned myself to the floor!”, she said.
“Strewth”, Jacko said and tried to lift her up.
Jacko says: ” You’re just too heavy, girl. I’ll go across the road and get Bluey (his mate).
Jacko and Bluey try to lift her up. They can’t do it.
Bluey says: “Let’s try Plan C”
Jacko says: ” Plan C? What’s that?”
Bluey says: ” I’ll go home and get my hammer and chisel and break the bathroom tiles under her”.
“Spot on!” says Jacko. “While you’re doing that, I’ll stay here and play with her t1ts”.
Bluey says:” PLay with her t1ts?. Why the he11 would you want to do that at a time like this?’
Jacko replies: ” Well, I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren’t so expensive”.
