A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat. He takes a seat at the bar, orders a beer for himself, some seed for the ostrich, and a saucer of milk for the cat. The cat says “I ain’t fuckin’ paying!”
The barman sees this and says to the guy “I bet some genie granted you one wish and you asked for a long-legged bird with a tight pussy?” “Yeah who’d have thought it eh!…”
