jesus was relieving st peter at the pearly gates.
an old man asked for admission.
“name?” said jesus.
“joseph”
“occupation”
“carpenter”
jesus became excited. “did you have a son?” asked jesus.
“yes”
“did he have holes in his wrists and ankles?”
“yes!” said the old man.
jesus looked at the old man with a tear in his eye, put his arms out and said.
“father! father! its me!its me!”
the old man looked puzzled, then beamed-
“pinocchio!” :horay:
