A man was walking down the street naked with a naked women on his back. A man stopped and asked ” Excuse me but what are you doing?”
“Going to a fancy dress party” Replied the naked man.
” What as?” Asked the man on the street
“a tortoise” he said
“So What the bloody hell is she??” Pointing at the naked women on his back
Naked man turns around and says “oh, That michelle” raaa
