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In a fit of uncharacteristic kindness I lent dan u my van to go to The Big Chill festival this weekend.
Which part of my van will dan u break?
And what will his excuse be?
Its the only thing of value I own.
He’ll put the wrong fuel in it.
It’ll be caught in a six foot square flood.
He’ll be sick on the dashboard.
im gonna keep my options open here:
drivers seat – shit/pissed on.
window screen – cracked.
panels – dented
interior – redecorated in the style of a raging junkie whilst listening to Remo Fernandez
the last option for me would be he comes home in a fiat panda totally trippin and unaware hes in the wrong motor.
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