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This was written by a chap called Rajesh and posted to a blog aimed at people in middle management positions.. The timescale was been shortly after indpendence, when India was transitioning from the old colonial methods to new more “liberal” styles of running businesses.
Plantation Blues!
When I was working on plantations some years ago, I got
transfered to a rubber estate with a huge Manager’s
bungalow. I absolutely loved having my own kitchen Garden
and promptly arranged for workers to dig up an 100 year old
lawn tennis court that no-one used. The tennis court had
great fencing and was the only place where my plantain
trees will be out of reach of wild boars!I moved in with my pet, a very foul tempered old gander who
would bite and chase everyone, including me once in a while.Three weeks later, the General Manager came visiting along
with the group manager of the property. I was out in my
division and heard about this later from by Butler. They
usually came once in a year, and I was not expecting this
visit!Later in the evening when I reached office, I saw the
General Manager and Group Manager avoiding eye contact
and the Manager looking all worked up (I was the
Asst.Manager then). On my table was a memo seeking
explanation for digging up the lawn tennis court and planting
bananas!Later, when I returned to my bungalow I was informed by
the Butler that the General Manager thought my Gander to
be a lovely pet (all fluffy and white like dream pillows) and
went to fondle it! The GM was bit in the butt and the Group
Manager was chased by the Gander into the erstwhile lawn
tennis court!This could only happen once in their life time!
proper gander spin (make sure you read this in the right accent, it is even funnier)
a bit but with more of a British slant. Indian English is hard to explain but unique.
An old Indian dude I worked with a few years ago once berated a call centre worker for speaking with a fake American accent.
He actually told him “why are you talking in that silly accent? You are Indian, and so am I. Be proud of your country and speak Indian English, if you want me to buy your insurance.. He also started chatting to the call centre operator about cricket :laugh_at:”
TBH the accent of a middle class Indian is usually heard on the news reports I found about all the leopards. (I’m still impressed by the leopard transport vehicle, it was like a giant kitty carrier attached to a moped, specially built for such a purpose). That said, trying to fondle a gander will get most folk bitten (and possibly even arrested, depending on how strict animal welfare laws are) just about everywhere in the world :laugh_at:
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