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there is a nuclear power station here, about 25 miles East of me, on the coast just North of where young Josh is and South of where Biotech, Titch and friends are.
this from the actual instructions of what to do if it blows…
If you are at home you should:
l Go indoors
l Bring domestic pets indoors
l Leave all farm animals where they are
l Close all outside doors and windows
l Switch off any ventilation or extractor fans
l Tune into your local radio/TV and listen for any
further instructions
as if people are going to take their cow/ sheep into the house to protect it case of radiation :crazy_diz (or would they do that round this way?)
maybe they have moved on from Daniel of Beccles..
Bestia brutalis non impresepiat aula, Nec porcus, nec murilegus videatur in illa,
Esse queunt in ea dextrarius et palefridus,
Addictique canes lepori, catulique molossi;
Aucupitres, nisi, falcones et mereelle.
Let not a brute beast be stabled in the hall, let not a pig
or a cat be seen in it; the animals which can be seen in it
are the charger and the palfrey, hounds entered to hare,
mastiff pups, hawks, sparrow-hawks, falcons and merlins.
(2206-10)
The pig and cat don’t look too happy at the ianitor about not being let in!
@General Lighting 382923 wrote:
there is a nuclear power station here, about 25 miles East of me, on the coast just North of where young Josh is and South of where Biotech, Titch and friends are.
this from the actual instructions of what to do if it blows…
as if people are going to take their cow/ sheep into the house to protect it case of radiation :crazy_diz (or would they do that round this way?)
maybe they have moved on from Daniel of Beccles..
Bestia brutalis non impresepiat aula, Nec porcus, nec murilegus videatur in illa,
Esse queunt in ea dextrarius et palefridus,
Addictique canes lepori, catulique molossi;
Aucupitres, nisi, falcones et mereelle.Let not a brute beast be stabled in the hall, let not a pig
or a cat be seen in it; the animals which can be seen in it
are the charger and the palfrey, hounds entered to hare,
mastiff pups, hawks, sparrow-hawks, falcons and merlins.
(2206-10)The pig and cat don’t look too happy at the ianitor about not being let in!
That’s actualy a dog and a mouse outside GL. Just they have recived a high dose of radiation and have mutated into something somewhat diferant looking. 😉
@General Lighting 382923 wrote:
(or would they do that round this way?)
yes, they would :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
theres always sizewell protests amongst the local bible bashers here, it amuses me
@DaftFader 382944 wrote:
That’s actualy a dog and a mouse outside GL. Just they have recived a high dose of radiation and have mutated into something somewhat diferant looking. 😉
pigs looked more like wild ones in Beccles and the surrounding areas from the mediaval days until their populace reached modern times (i.e around about 1986).
boar ftw! (tastey feckers)
a cat and a rat from a bestiary (a forerunner of todays field guides) printed in the same era..
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