nicked from TL
FOR SALE The Palace of Westminster. To include Parliament and House of Lords. 1,100 rooms, 100 staircases and 645 dithering fools. And that big phallic symbol next to it. I just bet the MP’s don’t see the irony in that do they…
Only 900 years old, but sadly of no use to us anymore. A very nice building I’m sure you’d agree, but at the moment full of bickering fools who couldn’t organise an Anne Summers party at a lesbian prison officers reunion. I have, to be honest, never really enjoyed it in all the time I have thrown my good hard earned and taxed off the face of the earth money, at the miserable looking place. I mean, you don’t have to be ugly to work in the place, but it does help. So is the ability to lie your ass off, miss lead over 56 million people and start wars in country’s we have no interest in…Apart from oil…Oh I could go on…I’m afraid the whole thing has got to go because no-one seems to have a bloody clue how to work it properley. Are there no operating instructions for heaven sake? Would make an ideal riverside apartment complex, fill it full of fat cat corporate bankers, fiddlers, cheats, con artists and idiots………Oh damn it already is….
It would make an ideal cess pit, but I’m afraid it’s already half full. Guy Fawkes didn’t seem to be such a bad lad after all, did he? Had the right idea. Shame he got caught now. Never could understand why we CELEBRATED him being found out! The way I see it Guy Fawkes is the only person who ever entered the bloody building with honest intentions…..The only way we can really make these politicians work is by NOT electing them!! Why is it that political leaders don’t seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs huh? Right little bright sparks then aren’t they….
KIDS: Fairy tales do not begin with the words “Once upon a time” They actually start with the more sinister phrase, “If I’m elected…”
Benefits to new owner will include;
Examining and challenging the work of the government (shouldn’t take too long then)
Debating and passing all laws (whether you like then or not)
Enabling the government to raise taxes (this is gonna be the real earner)
False claim system for just about anything.
Free clock
Council tax exempt
cheap to heat ’cause it’s always full of hot air
Sleep with your colleagues regularly. (John Major, shame on you. Mrs Bottomley, what did you see in him? Was he really that good in the sack)
If it moves, tax it
If it keeps moving, regulate it
If it stops moving, susidise it
I want to see Jose Mourinho in charge. Well look what he did at stamford bridge. Make Prime Minister’s question time more entertaining and I’d never switch off another Party Political Broadcast……
The current owner/occupier sold his soul to the devil then asked for a refund..Not in sterling though. He devalued that along time ago. Our Great Mr Brown managed to sell off 60% of the UK’s gold reserves (395 tonnes of gold, at an average price of £186 per ounce). Since then gold has risen to over £597 per ounce. Most of which you’ll find wrapped around a bin collecting chav lottery winners neck, only not tight enough. But I digress. In real terms the only cost to the population is a petty £4 Billion quid. Or to you and I humble tax payers £100 each. As a Bank of England spokesman stated “There is no better example of Gordon Brown’s economic incompetence than this”
Labour MP Shahid Malik said that his claim of £66,827, including £2,600 for a home cinema system was “One Million Per Cent within the rules” With maths skills like that, no wonder his expenses are being questioned….
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FOR SALE Palace of Westminster.To include Parliament on eBay (end time 18-May-10 16:43:27 BST)
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