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  • This doesn’t suprise me one bit.

    Oriental people (when not full of stimulant drugs) whose ancestry from the hotter SE Asian countries are often permanently hungry and eat fast, despite their smaller physical stature.

    I know this for a fact as I am one of these people :laugh_at:

    This is from the early days when you had to eat your food quick before giant rats / monkeys / invading Japanese stole it – and you had to keep energetic to elude things like tigers/bears who see you as food, but can cause problems when faced with “super size” western portions. there are good reasons why Chinese food is in small bite size chunks.. 😉

    Dentists urged fast food restaurants to label signs on their gigantic burger products to warn consumers against over-extend their mouths to eat such food, local media reported yesterday.
    Many diners had to see dentists for jaw-related issues after consuming beef burgers served by two fast food chains, whose sizes are larger than normal, said Hsu Ming-lun, associate professor of the School of Dentistry of National Yang-Ming University.
    Some of them faced sore jaws and some even had difficulties opening their mouths; both are typical symptoms of Temporomandibular dysfunction, an injury related to jaws, added Hsu.

    Restaurants urged to put labels on giant burgers – The China Post

    @General Lighting 390606 wrote:

    / invading Japanese

    :laugh_at:

    Today Singapore is more like a high tech version of Southwold.

    Still full of Japs but this time as tourists and businessmen rather than invaders (I expect Southwold is as well these days).

    Singapore had for a long time been regarded as an impregnable fortress. It was an island on the southern tip of Malaya. Malaya was covered in thick jungle thought to be impenetrable by modern armies – at least by the high powered military pundits. Because of this, the northern shores of the island, barely a mile from the mainland, were left virtually undefended. All the defences were concentrated on the islands on the south side with one battery on the west side and a battery on the east side. The guns were set in emplacements and so in most cases could only point out to sea. Despite warnings of possible tank attacks from the north no tank defences were erected along the only roads the attackers could take.

    The Japanese invaded north east Malaya on the 8 December 1941 and despite gallant defending by British, Commonwealth and native troops they had reached Johore Bahru opposite Singapore Island by the 31 January 1942.

    The water supply to the island was prone to bomb and shell damage; the pump station which controlled the pipe-line on to the island was already in Japanese hands in Johore and the reservoirs were insufficient to maintain supplies over a long period.

    As on the mainland there were insufficient anti-tank defences and on the 15 February 1942 the garrison was forced to surrender. A Japanese army of 35,000 had swarmed through Malaya, captured Singapore and taken 130,000 Allied troops prisoner. This inflicted the greatest military defeat ever upon the British Army.

    The whole Singapore debacle is summed up in this anonymous poem:-

    The Fortress of the East

    A mighty island fortress,
    The Guardian of the East,
    Impregnable as Gibralter
    A thousand planes at least.
    It simply can’t be taken,
    It’ll stand the siege for years.
    We’ll hold the place for ever
    It’ll bring the Japs to tears.
    Our men are there in thousands
    Defences are unique
    The Japs did not believe it
    And took it in a week!

    * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

    your turning into a denke gl :laugh_at:

    Gary actually speaks sense on a lot of things when you look beyond the riddles…. its British management what lost Malaya to the Japs, got us thrashed at football and oiled up half of America (if it wasn’t for the yoghurt-weaving Northern Europeans and their EU health and safety rules they’d have oiled the North Sea too)..

    @General Lighting 390648 wrote:

    Gary actually speaks sense on a lot of things when you look beyond the riddles….

    so did Jesus but that doesn’t make it right

    @General Lighting 390648 wrote:

    Gary actually speaks sense on a lot of things when you look beyond the riddles…. its British management what lost Malaya to the Japs, got us thrashed at football and oiled up half of America (if it wasn’t for the yoghurt-weaving Northern Europeans and their EU health and safety rules they’d have oiled the North Sea too)..

    i know.. once you actually understand it hes quite a brainy chap raaa
    @1984 390653 wrote:

    so did Jesus but that doesn’t make it right

    what would jesus do!

    @joshd96320 390654 wrote:

    what would jesus do!

    DMT?

    raaa raaa raaa

    there was a preacher in town today.

    much joy was had.

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