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An early morning “ket ket ket ket ket” got me looking out of my bedroom window …… and i saw 2 WBSE dancing in the sky. š
This is what he saw…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White-bellied_Sea-eagle
original photo is copyrighted so can’t be linked here)
Singaporeans like their ket ket ket – some do too much..
from the Singapore Medical Journal (like the BMJ).
(I have attached the entire report below for those who wish to read it)
if I do it I might think I am flying with the birds when in reality I end up crouched in the corner with the cats and dogs.
I tend to attract animals as it is and more so when high – probably because I am more friendly and inclined to pet them and feed them… a wise vet in Bristol said to a friend of mine “cats know a soft touch when they see one…”
Benny Chai (not his real name), a Chinese man in
his early thirties and self-employed, presented with
a four-month history of a rapidly escalating use
of ketamine, coupled with multiple unsuccessful
attempts to quit. He was arrested by the police for
exhibiting abnormal talk and behaviour in public.….
Soon, Benny began to lose his sense of smell
due to constant snorting of the drug. Olfactory and
auditory hallucinations poorly defined initially but
becoming clearer with progressive abuse, began
to emerge. The latter took the form of a demonās
voice communicating with him, commanding and
controlling him by āmaking his ear moveā. During
intoxication, he felt invincible and would experience
his soul leaving the body, although sometimes
unable to re-enter it. He described feeling himself
becoming a cartoon character, āwalking like a crabā.
from Singapore fishing site. I think it is some big lake, at least there they allow you to eat them rather than have to put the fish back after catching them (even Singaporeans would riot if they weren’t allowed to eat them after the effort of catching the fish)
that said, I don’t think they caught very many fish, not surprising if they are all doing
ket :laugh_at:
Yah la, anyhow ket ket ket… u think what kitkat ha.
But mr singh, u also dun anyhow say ok
Later u come back here water tide always at low level then u know.
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