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RIGHT, I DONT WANT T ALARM ANYONE….BUT
MAN-BEAR-PIG HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN ENGLAND!!
LAST REPORTS SAY HE WAS IN POTTERS BAR, HERTS. HE ATTACKED A POST OFFICE AND STOLE ALL THE STAMPS, THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS.
HE IS BELIEVED TO BY TRAVELING BE LONDON CAB
IF SEEN, CONNACT ME OT DAFTVADER AS WE HAVE THE CORRECT TRAINING TO DEAL WITH MAN-BEAR-PIG. IF, HOWEVER YOU ARE TRAPPED AND CANNOT ESCAPE, MAN THE NEAREST ION CANNON AND STRIKE HIM BEFORE HE GETS YOU.
GOODLUCK!
FAILING THAT >>> DUCK AND COVER!!!!!
nooomygard…..man-bear-pig has harnessed the power of volcano’s??!?!?!?!?
we’ll see who mad when man-bear-pig attacks!!! remember ion cannons are VERY effective against him!
don’t think we have any in Denmark but i’ll call you if it’s nessescary.
well, he was spotted in Holland like 2 months ago, before ram-raiding Belgium
manbearpig was seen in Aalborg, Denmark breaking into a Toyota Corolla to eat the leather seats.
Last Updated by AlGore on May 10
The driver was probably eaten first, then the seats and the yipping dog in the back seat would be desert.
Only 10 miles from where I live, not nice to know, I’m scared now :crazy:
as long as you keep low and dont make any sudden noises you’ll be fine
Thank god, I’ll try to be quiet :lol_big:
Me quiet, that will never happen
there are no firing codes, they are open to the public to shot at will, will being MAN-BEAR-PIG!!!!! AAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
Artists impression of MAN-BEAR-PIG … IF YOU SEE HIM RUN!!!!
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