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This comment made me piss my self!
If you don’t make it inside the wagon you bring great shame to family and get banished from town.
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sounds about right for Japan. Everywhere else in Oriental nations they have sussed out you can work from home, or ride your bicycle or e-bike to work instead.. Mind you I did see that there are fuckloads of bears in the rural areas of Japan, so maybe its safer on the tube, as them dudes in the peaked hats will chase the bears away with ninja moves for not having the correct tickets :laugh_at:
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I’m seriously wondering where that train’s destination is!
@DaftFader 411447 wrote:
I’m seriously wondering where that train’s destination is!
the godzilla museum
@p0ly 411450 wrote:
Colditz the Japense equivalent.
wrong’un, thats deep man
@p0ly 411450 wrote:
Colditz the Japense equivalent.
I was thinking Auswitch – but call call on Colditz :laugh_at:
We are now arriving at the death camp, don’t bother minding the doors or gap.
@p0ly 411455 wrote:
We are now arriving at the death camp, don’t bother minding the doors or gap.
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The doors open, and the pure force of the people expanding to there normal size, alone, would force half of them out at least!
them Japs did actually take over half of SE Asia. My nan had to hide in a cowshed for a significant proportion of WW II. No kidding, if it hadn’t been for the atom bomb I would have grown up speaking Japanese.
@p0ly 411450 wrote:
Colditz the Japense equivalent.
that was most of Malaya during WW II.
A MIGHTY ISLAND FORTRESS
THE GUARDIAN OF THE EAST
IMPREGNABLE AS GIBRALTERA THOUSAND PLANES AT LEAST
IT SIMPLY CAN’T BE TAKEN
IT’LL STAND A SIEGE FOR YEARS
WE’LL HOLD THE PLACE FOREVER
IT WILL BRING THE JAPS TO TEARS
OUR MEN ARE THERE IN THOUSANDS
DEFENCES ARE UNIQUE
THE JAPS DID NOT BELIEVE IT
AND TOOK IT IN A WEEK
somewhat predictably, the Brits did a runner monty python style and left all the heavy artillery pointed to sea. Empire in SE Asia did not last long afterwards. My Nan would not allow Jap TV sets (or groceries) in her house from 1950-1983….
Hi General Lighting ,
Yep the British Army run by at the time , private school upper class idiots , totally under estimated the Japanese armed forces . They thought of the Japanese as of low intelligents and almost sub human , so you can imagine there surprise when the Japanese Army ripped through South east Asia . The sad thing is they did run away with their tales between there legs and left the injured in hopsital and doctors and nurses to the fate of the Japanses soldiers . Most got bayonettted in their
beds women got raped then killed . And the local populance were treated just as bad , non combatants butchered . Its was a evil Army i think , Worse i think than the Nazi’s .
Thankfully the Japanese although fanatic fighters could never win the war as their was just not enough of them , if Japan was the size of Russia and had the same populance i think we might have lost . In the end the nuclear bomb finished the war .
regards
Mungo
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