I have another one, a englishman, and irishman and a scotsman walk into a bar, the english man orders a general pint of bear, the irishman orders a general pint of guiness, but before the scotsman could speak, a the window shattered and his head smacked down onto the bar and he fell down, a small pool of blood growing where he was lieing.
The bartender said, “oy! somebody threw this brick through the window!”
