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For a town that boasts an envious array of independent traders, dotted charmingly along its Thoroughfare and encircling the ancient Market Place, there is a glaring scarcity of undergarments on offer to those in search of the bare necessities in Halesworth.
Halesworth: The town where you can
[map]Halesworth, Suffolk[/map]
Hi General Lighting ,
You mean the whole populance of Halesworth has gone commando on us !!!!!! , where are all the under garments ? , General you been taking them off the washing line again !!!! ….you know what happened last time lol !!!!
regards
Mungo
It was new pants they were after – I doubt folk are going without up there as its only just turned warm and the North Sea wind is cruel
I’ve only been through Halesworth a couple of times to get to Lowestoft and there aren’t even that many people there, let alone washing lines! Although this week the Suffolk show happened so perhaps people were hoping to upgrade their wardrobes or maybe even hoping to pull (which is a bit disconcerting when you consider that this is largely a livestock show..)
Hi General Lighting ,
LOL its a bit bad though as you would have thought a town would stock such essential items , even my dead end home town does that !!! . Bit worrying about the going out and pulling bit at a livestock show !!!!! , still you know what these young farmers are like !!!! …..no livestock is safe !!! YAARRPPPP :-O .
regards
Mungo
not just the young’uns. On the parish council noticeboard in the village I work at there was a pic of this old farmer, old enough to be our dad and it looked like he was proper getting ready to snog a young horse (fillie) who had been done up a bit like one of them girls in the only way is Essex.. I was thinking actually “if mungo saw that he’d turn the firehose on them, I know we are quite liberal in England these days but thats going too far, at least in the middle of the field with photographers around..”
Hi General Lighting ,
Yep that does sound a bit off to be fair !!!! , ill get the pump over there and cool things off lol . Funny about rural areas though as Lincolnshire was its weirdo’s . Such as the Farm labourer that got his Daughter pregnant twice ? and a farm labourer that got nicked after being seen having sex with a sheep in a field next to a train track . The commuters that morning saw him and reported it to the police , he was still at it when they turned up lol . Not to say all Farm labourers are like this .
regards
Mungo
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