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The Downham Market resident is giving away her pet for free and has not held anything back about her ‘thieving’ and ‘bad-tempered’ dog in an online advert.
“Evil Bob would love to find the perfect home as I have put up with him for nearly ten years and can’t take much more,” she wrote on the second-hand sales website Preloved.
“He is probably the worst dog you will ever meet. He started life as a failed mountain rescue dog – probably peed on the climber and stole their Kendal mint cake.
“He has caused nothing but trouble here as he doesn’t fit in well with a large group of dogs.
“He looks older than his years, has wonky teeth, bad breath and a bad attitude. He is terrified of cats, snaps at horses’ heels and nips pigs.
“He should not be left unsupervised indoors as he steals food off the side, licks the cooker and pees at terrier height so as not to get the blame.”
Hi General Lighting ,
LOL you gotta love that ad 🙂 , she is honnest though but i cant help thinking if i could have a dog i would have Evil Bob ……what a character :-)…..what a name .
regards
Mungo
won’t your work allow him as a mascot? he’s not even that far away…
Hi General Lighting ,
I will check lol , Evil Bob sounds like the perfect station mascot for us and he pees alot …..good for grass fire lol
regards
Mungo
Ahh, poor little evil bob!!! ;P
Hi Tank Girl ,
I think i’d love to have a naughty dog like Evil Bob ….his got character ….never a dull moment…..although the peeing thing would have to be sorted lol
regards
Mungo
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