The mighty god Thor went on a 3 day bender on the mortal plains of Earth
On the first day he found a woman perfect in every way and made love to her all night, afterwards he stood tall and proclaimed ‘I am the mighty Thor’, the woman swooned as replied ‘kill me now as no man will ever be your equal’
On the second day he found another woman perfect in every way and made love to her all night, afterwards he stood tall and proclaimed ‘I am the mighty Thor’, the woman swooned as replied ‘I shall never lye with another man and worship your temple forever’
On the third day he found another woman perfect in every way except for a bit of a lisp, but he though hell we’re not going to be talking & is my last night and made love to her all night, afterwards he stood tall and proclaimed ‘I am the mighty Thor’, the woman replied ‘Your Thor ?? Thuk me, Im tho thor I wont be able to walk for a week’ :lol_fast:
Hmm works better told than written, but always been one of my favs
