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  • and they say folk in EA are wierd :crazy_diz

    A Bristol shoplifter got a shock lesson in the awesome power of the Scotch Bonnet after ill-advisedly deciding to scoff a handful of the napalm peppers he’d swiped from a store, before attempting to leg it from the scene.

    Marcus Banwell, 39, barely got outside Singh Stores in the St Paul’s district of the city, because “within a matter of seconds” of swallowing his booty, he was “doubled over, coughing and being sick”, as his local paper put it.
    Coppers quickly slapped the cuffs on the hapless and disabled thief, who was found to be carrying another four peppers, “crack cocaine and a small amount of heroin”, plus a clarinet he’d pinched from another shop.

    Red hot chilli peppers floor Bristol shoplifter ? The Register

    That would be well funny if you’re shop was getting robbed and you were like … hey man eat some of them if you’re gonna rob me … they on the house ….

    pwnt.

    On my first day working in the fruit and veg market the warehouse manager tried to get me to eat a scotch bonnet. :laugh_at: Luckily I’d worked in kitchens before and knew exactly what he was up to … He got one of the sales team a few months later though who was puking up and everything … was well funny. He told us he was still crying on the train 20-30 minuets later because of it, but had to travel to a meeting with a client so had no choice to leave in such a bad way. I think he only ate one whole one!

    equally bizzare to me is the theft of the clarinet – always thought the sort of folk what played clarinet wouldn’t usually purchase a blatantly stolen one (unlike the urban music scene where clearly some crews don’t give a shit where their music equipment has come from).

    @General Lighting 494425 wrote:

    equally bizzare to me is the theft of the clarinet – always thought the sort of folk what played clarinet wouldn’t usually purchase a blatantly stolen one (unlike the urban music scene where clearly some crews don’t give a shit where their music equipment has come from).

    I used to play the clarinet, ended up having to sell it (along with my guitar and some other bits) because of drug debt after a deal went bad when i was in college. TBH I was only playing it originally because when I started my hands were too small to play the sax (I was in junior school when I started playing). I played in an orchestra on that clarinet and everything. :laugh_at: Did get round to playing the sax a few years later when my hands got a bit bigger, but was way better at clarinet as I’d obv. been playing it for longer.

    presumably you didn’t buy it from the local crackhead though :laugh_at:

    I was practising the hazard warning videos and it was like trying to drive in the days of Minder/The Sweeney/early Eastenders and not crash, there was a middle aged cockney chap walking from behind a parked van carrying a box of random items to another similar chap (possibly stolen), then another one where some absent minded yuppie is jaywalking and then climbs into his own car and drives straight across your path….

    half expected the next one to be two blokes pushing a piano across the street (I’m sure Studiospares still to this day sell the kit with the wheels for attaching to the bottom of a piano for this form of transport) …

    @General Lighting 494427 wrote:

    presumably you didn’t buy it from the local crackhead though :laugh_at:

    Na lol I got it from the local music shop, what I’ve in recent years found out a crack/smack head pretty much hangs out outside, although the shop isn’t their anymore she hangs out where it used to be, mby reminiscing about how she used to have such a good thing going when she could easily get her hands on stolen clarinets to feed her crack habit. :laugh_at:

    @General Lighting 494427 wrote:

    I was practising the hazard warning videos and it was like trying to drive in the days of Minder/The Sweeney/early Eastenders and not crash, there was a middle aged cockney chap walking from behind a parked van carrying a box of random items to another similar chap (possibly stolen), then another one where some absent minded yuppie is jaywalking and then climbs into his own car and drives straight across your path….

    half expected the next one to be two blokes pushing a piano across the street (I’m sure Studiospares still to this day sell the kit with the wheels for attaching to the bottom of a piano for this form of transport) …

    Ahaha, yeah it’s well like that. Considering it’s a relatively new addition to the test you’d of though it’d look a bit more modern. The next one will be a pane of glass being carried across the road and a guy with a plank of wood turning round. 😉

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