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    lolz

    Have you seen these cycle racing people with their hats from a low budget sci-fi movie, Lycra jumpsuits and laser-specs….. I always assumed they were all on drugs just to go out in public like that.

    Funny really, I dont watch football but I heard on the news some team was blaming the rain for their loss as the match got delayed by a day, turned out they had all taken caffeine tablets for the original game time, then took sleeping pills the night before the actual game…………… blatant but legal use of drugs that backfired.

    @Mezz 501557 wrote:

    lolz

    Have you seen these cycle racing people with their hats from a low budget sci-fi movie, Lycra jumpsuits and laser-specs….. I always assumed they were all on drugs just to go out in public like that.

    Funny really, I dont watch football but I heard on the news some team was blaming the rain for their loss as the match got delayed by a day, turned out they had all taken caffeine tablets for the original game time, then took sleeping pills the night before the actual game…………… blatant but legal use of drugs that backfired.

    Ha ha, that was actually the England team against Poland last week mate. To be fair, England almost always play like they’ve been heavily sedated, nothing new there dude!

    When I heard out about this scandal I found it highly amusing … not 2 months ago I watched a program about how ineffective and a rip off most sports drinks were. They had lance saying “people don’t need lucozade sport etc etc … all I need to win is a jam sandwitch … high in carbs for a boost of nrg” …. when all along the guy’s on hardcore banned drugs LOL!

    @DaftFader 501560 wrote:

    When I heard out about this scandal I found it highly amusing … not 2 months ago I watched a program about how ineffective and a rip off most sports drinks were. They had lance saying “people don’t need lucozade sport etc etc … all I need to win is a jam sandwitch … high in carbs for a boost of nrg” …. when all along the guy’s on hardcore banned drugs LOL!

    If I watched the same program it wasn’t lance it was a scotish guy (can’t remember his name) who had won gold at the olympics on a homemade bike.

    I did that for over a decade anyway :laugh_at:

    Haha i’ve tried it mate, it’s pretty fun until you ride into a ditch!

    Seeing that actually reminds of a video I watched ages ago;

    @The Psyientist 501561 wrote:

    If I watched the same program it wasn’t lance it was a scotish guy (can’t remember his name) who had won gold at the olympics on a homemade bike.

    hmm dunno, mby he was scottish … i thought it was lance tho .. mby i got it wrong. Ruins my fun if it isn’t lance lol.

    @MC G-Tek 501558 wrote:

    Ha ha, that was actually the England team against Poland last week mate. To be fair, England almost always play like they’ve been heavily sedated, nothing new there dude!

    lol was it England, well like I said I dont watch football, always seemed a bit of a pansies game to me full of overpaid ‘look at me types’, I love to see them try and play rugby.

    Back to cycling ( not really a sport, it’s basically what you do when you’re to young to drive lol ), and other real sports, seems to me there is only one rule….. dont get caught,

    Occasionally one gets caught, and the formula that follows is

    1) Get torn to shreds by the media frenzy ( the last legal bloodsport )

    2) Get all apologetic in public

    3) Go into rehab

    4) Come out of rehab claiming you are cured

    5) Write a book / magazine spread / do a documentary / movie etc etc on the ordeal, become a posterboy for the anti-drug adverts blaming the drugs for what you did and make enough £$£$£ to retire

    6) Find a new sportsman/athlete and repeat

    @The Psyientist 501561 wrote:

    If I watched the same program it wasn’t lance it was a scotish guy (can’t remember his name) who had won gold at the olympics on a homemade bike.

    Graeme Obree I believe is the fella you’re thinking of mate.

    @MC G-Tek 501574 wrote:

    Graeme Obree I believe is the fella you’re thinking of mate.

    Yeah that sounds right

    @MC G-Tek 501549 wrote:

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    Oh, that’s a kind offer, but I’d rather keep photos of the hernia and surgical supports for it off the internet, thank you.

    @Pat McDonald 501673 wrote:

    Oh, that’s a kind offer, but I’d rather keep photos of the hernia and surgical supports for it off the internet, thank you.

    Ha ha, Pat you’re just a prude mate!

    tour de france has been renamed the medicine express ages ago…nothing new in that…

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    Wouldn’t you have to catch testicular cancer to really follow in his tread marks?

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