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A single cow lets out the amount of harmful methane gas, which can fill about 400-liter bottles; that too in a single day. Pollution!
Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?
Humans daydream with their eyes open, and dolphins actually sleep with their eyes wide open.
Bulls are known to be colorblind. It’s a black-and-white life for them!
The sweat glands of a cow are in its nose.
This is really interesting! You will not believe this one! A mosquito has 47 teeth.
The Poison Arrow frog has enough poison stored in it that it can harm 2,200 people at one go.
A ‘blessing’ is a herd of unicorns.
A ‘mob’ is not just a group of unruly people; but also a group of kangaroos – well behaved or not!
A ‘parliament’ is not just made up of our dear politicians, but is also a group of owls.
Hang a chicken upside down and give it something to eat. The result! It will not be able to swallow its food.
Brainpower! A garden caterpillar has 248 muscles in its head.
The memory span of goldfish is just about 3 seconds.
While a donkey will sink in quicksand, a mule will not.
According to records there are 50 million monkeys. That is quite an over population!
An angry horned-toad squirts blood from its eyes. Bloodshot eyes!
My blue-eyed boy! A scallop has 35 eyes that are blue in color.
Before a spotted skunk is about to spray it will first do a couple of handstands.
There is a spider in Brazil who’s venom can give you an erection that lasts up to 8 hours.
Pigs orgasms can last 30 minutes.
While the male lion rests in its den, it is the females that have go out and get the food (TAKE THAT FEMINISTS! :wink:)
@MC G-Tek 526089 wrote:
You can teach a dog to fuck, but you can’t fuck a teacher’s dog!
Say’s who?
@MC G-Tek 526089 wrote:
You can teach a dog to fuck, but you can’t fuck a teacher’s dog!
I’m gonna put that one to the test!
@DeezNuts 526092 wrote:
I’m gonna put that one to the test!
Ha ha, which part?
@DeezNuts 526097 wrote:
Fucking the teachers dog of course!
You won’t be able to do it….
@DeezNuts 526101 wrote:
Why not mate?
Because you can’t fuck a teacher’s dog! They wouldn’t say you can’t do it if you could do it. It’s like trying to light a safety match off a wet bar of soap!
@MC G-Tek 526106 wrote:
Because you can’t fuck a teacher’s dog! They wouldn’t say you can’t do it if you could do it. It’s like trying to light a safety match off a wet bar of soap!
They also said that it was possible to avoid the rape train. But as we know..
@DeezNuts 526112 wrote:
They also said that it was possible to avoid the rape train. But as we know..
Ha ha, very true mate. Maybe someone will find a way, must be a suitable seduction technique in p0ly’s repertoire…
@MC G-Tek 526118 wrote:
Ha ha, very true mate. Maybe someone will find a way, must be a suitable seduction technique in p0ly’s repertoire…
I’m sure he’ll have something.. If not peanut butter could work? :laugh_at:
@DeezNuts 526122 wrote:
I’m sure he’ll have something.. If not peanut butter could work? :laugh_at:
That’d work mate, especially if you put rohypnol in the peanut butter!
@DeezNuts 526088 wrote:
While the male lion rests in its den, it is the females that have go out and get the food (TAKE THAT FEMINISTS! :wink:)
I was watching the penguins documentary on bbciplayer, and the females go hunting for food whilst the males sit on their ass’s looking after an un-hatched egg all season!
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