What was the last thing you stole?
What, I have never stolen anything in my life.
Ok maybe I did steal loads of ribeye steaks and other meats from the co-op back when I was a heroin addict. But that was like 3 years ago nearly.
Well I never.
Used to pinch bottles of milk off doorsteps on the way home from a long night out, I guess quite a few people missed their morning tea or cereal due to me and my mates, but in our defense it was back in the days before 24 hour shops/garages, so we were in great need ( pilling ) without the option to buy…………….. that must be 18+ years ago lol
TBH Im pretty sure I left money a couple of times, so not sure if that even counts as stealing
Trainers, i used to walk in with the old ones and walk out with the new leaving the old ones on the shelf lol.
I was doing that a lot until i got to 18 where i was scared of not just getting a slap on the wrist anymore.
@Mezz 528518 wrote:
Used to pinch bottles of milk off doorsteps on the way home from a long night out, I guess quite a few people missed their morning tea or cereal due to me and my mates, but in our defense it was back in the days before 24 hour shops/garages, so we were in great need ( pilling ) without the option to buy…………….. that must be 18+ years ago lol
TBH Im pretty sure I left money a couple of times, so not sure if that even counts as stealing
haha yes! i’ve done that before, i once stealthily followed the milkman hiding behind bushes waiting for him to get out of sight so i could run up and pinch the milk
Can’t remember tbh, was probably something menial
Tylenol pm…….. i really needed to sleep…….
@Mezz 528518 wrote:
Used to pinch bottles of milk off doorsteps on the way home from a long night out, I guess quite a few people missed their morning tea or cereal due to me and my mates, but in our defense it was back in the days before 24 hour shops/garages, so we were in great need ( pilling ) without the option to buy…………….. that must be 18+ years ago lol
TBH Im pretty sure I left money a couple of times, so not sure if that even counts as stealing
In what country do they still put milk on the door steps…. (probably a stupid question but i got to know so i can move there and steal all of your milk)
tooth-picks at a motorway restaurant, because you cannot buy this plastic-wrapped ones in the normal shop/supermarked. I have a dutch tooth-pick stand(porclain windmill lol) on my living-room table so the plastic wraps are needed.
I also steal dog-shit-bags from the public stands, mostly to have extras for stupid dog owners that do not pick up the crap after their dogs . When Liloo and me come over to them and insist that is for best they pick it up, they always do it, we can be very convincing…lol (TBH I hate to step on dog shit, I really hate it + its not good for our dogs health to just let them be…)
@!sinner69! 528543 wrote:
tooth-picks at a motorway restaurant, because you cannot buy this plastic-wrapped ones in the normal shop/supermarked. I have a dutch tooth-pick stand(porclain windmill lol) on my living-room table so the plastic wraps are needed.
I also steal dog-shit-bags from the public stands, mostly to have extras for stupid dog owners that do not pick up the crap after their dogs . When Liloo and me come over to them and insist that is for best they pick it up, they always do it, we can be very convincing…lol (TBH I hate to step on dog shit, I really hate it + its not good for our dogs health to just let them be…)
BAD SINNER YOU WILL GO TO HELL
@tastyjj23 528536 wrote:
In what country do they still put milk on the door steps…. (probably a stupid question but i got to know so i can move there and steal all of your milk)
Today.. no idea, but 18 years ago I think most the UK still did, and years before that i do vaguely remember the Milkman even delivering other stuff too
They do it here in edinburgh city centre out front of office buildings, but not peoples houses
I still se the milk man every now and then, but it is so damn expensive these days to have it on your doorstep. Another trade destroyed by supermarkets I spoze.
Yeah they still drop off milk on doorsteps.. its standard procedures to ride round on a bike/walk round with your mates at like 5am to get some milk here. Occasionally you can even get like the 4 pint plastic bottles that they’d sell at supermarkets.
I used to frequently steal from the pick ‘n’ mix at Woolworths cos I didn’t know you had to pay, thought they were free sample sweets lol. This was when I was like 8 or maybe even younger. Don’t know why I thought their sweets were free when I had mastered the complexities of pick ‘n’ mix sweet shopping in other stores and shops
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