So I know of this guy who met a girl on World of Warcraft who’s 12 or 13 and the dude lives in my town. He is 16.. They’ve known each other for 6+ months and they’re engaged… it’s also a long distance relationSHIT. So here’s a couple of classic posts I cannot help but read
GIRL:
Hey sweetie. So it’s six months today and, well, I’m so happy. SO HERE IT GOES.
To begin with;
You’re perfect. Like seriously, if you dare forget or doubt that i’ll kiss you so you have to shut up. You make me the happiest girl alive and honestly I know we’ve had our ups and downs but everything is worth it just to be able to say you’re mine.
Most people didn’t think we would last, and we disproved them. To be honest I think I’m still shocked that you’re mine. I’m literally the luckiest girl on earth and that’s kind of a big thing.
Everything from your perfect blue eyes to the stupid way you say “Waitrose” to how you don’t know how to do algebra to how you hate thinking that people actually eat snails is friken’ adorable. You make me smile on an hourly basis.
You make me smile so much my face aches too much. I don’t know what i’d do without you, to be honest I think i’d just die. You’re my entire world.
You make me happy whether you know it or not, except I really think you should know it because i’ve told you it every day for precisely six months. You correct me when i’m wrong, make me feel like a dummie and beat me to the ground at video games. You’re indecisive and piss me off alot, but that’s why i love you. You’re so perfect that what you see as flaws, I see as perfections. You make me giggle like an idiot and blush so hard I look like a strawberry. You’re the only person I trust with my life and the only person who knows me inside out. We’ve talked every single day for six months, you realise that? We’ve argued, we’ve threatened, we’ve made eachother sad but, We stuck together because we know we’re meant to be together. We’re made for eachother. I never dreamt i’d find someone as perfect as you, because I don’t like dreaming of what I thought was the impossible. You’re living proof that one thing can make your life perfect.
You make me want to just cartwheel around my bedroom and sing cute love songs at the top of my lungs tbh. If I even imagine your eyes or your voice I get butterflies and I cant help it. I think without you i’d be dead, or at least really miserable.
You ever heard the lyric, “I can live without you but, without you i’d be miserable at best”? Well, that’s not applicable. I CAN’T live without you, and without you, i’d have no purpose to live. I don’t just need oxygen to breathe, I need you. That sounds really cheesey, but metaphorically it’s true.
You’re my everything and I’m honestly so glad that’s the case. I’d genuinely have enough willpower to survive the zombie apocalypse solo if it meant I could see your cute iccle face every day.
Carl, Trust me when I say this. You’re my life. You’re my everything. We’re going to get married, and have kids, and be happy, and die in love with eachother. That’s not just a shitty teenage dream, that’s reality. We’re stuck together and I LOVE it. I love YOU. You’re my baby. My cutiepatootie. My dummiebear. You’re, mine. And I’m yours for that matter.
Happy six months baby bunnieh.
I love you so much It’s hard to comprehend, my prince.:3♥
GUY (THE POST STRAIGHT AFTER):
So. I’m engaged. Actually, properly engaged to the love of my life. I know a lot of people are going to laugh at me and say ‘Ha, so naive. You can’t be in love this young.’ Well, as it turns out, yes you can. I have never been so sure of anything in my entire life. I’ve found my soulmate at the young age of 16. It’s unrealistic, sure, but not impossible. I just feel so lucky, if anything. So yeah, maybe making a status about this isn’t the best idea, but i really couldn’t care less. Because the truth is, *GIRL*, I really, truly love you. And it’s such an honour to actually call you my fiance, and not have it be just a cute gesture. You’re my life, honey.
WTF IS THIS SHIT MAN!? :laugh_at:
