Yesterday during epic munchies pandemic I created what I christened ‘the diabetes test’. Meaning if you can eat it without collapsing all deaded you don’t have diabetes. I think it is as thorough as any current medical methods of detecting such disorders.
It consisted of 3 blueberry muffins, 1 meringue nest, 1 tin of custard (warm or cold), 4 crumbled Maryland gooeys cookies crumbled over the top and a generous tablespoon of jam. This was after I’d roasted a chicken for me and girlfriend to eat but she ended up working overtime so I had two persons worth of roast dinner and a curry (the curry was meant to be pudding but only after eating spicy curry did I realise my palette still needed cleansing with something sweet). After I’d completed the test I then had a large bowl of porridge and 4 crumpets swimming in golden syrup. After all this was consumed within an hour I went to bed feeling very full, very stoned, a little bit ill and still very hungry lol.
