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July 25, 2015 at 4:10 am

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slimshifty217

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A guy walks into his doctor’s office to have his eyes checked. The doctor finally calls him back and gives him a once over.

“Mr. Jones, you’ve got to stop masturbating.” The doctor said.

“Why doctor! Am I going blind?!” Mr. Jones cried out.

“No, Mr. Jones, but you’re upsetting everyone in the waiting room.” Doctor says.

eheh eheh ehehhhhh……..
May 23, 2016 at 12:57 pm

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yeah, it is funny
May 27, 2016 at 1:07 pm

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viprochems

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not too funny.
May 27, 2016 at 1:53 pm

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L>M>F>A>O:lol_dork::lol_fast::lol_fast::lol_teeth:lol_up::lol_teeth:lol_up::lol_fast::lol_dork:
May 27, 2016 at 2:06 pm

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A GUY WALKS INTO THE DOCTORS AND SAYS DOC MY SEX LIFE IS SHOCKING AND MY WIFE IS THINKING OF LEAVING ME
THE DOC SAYS ” WELL LET ME HAVE A LOOK AT YOU ” AFTER DROPPING HIS PANTS AND TAKING A LOOK THE DOC PRONOUNCES ” WELL I CAN SEE THE PROBLEM ITS NOT FIT TO PLEASE ANYONE “
” DO YOU DRINK PINTS OF LAGER? ” ASKED THE DOC. ” YES MOST NIGHTS I HAVE A COUPLE ” REPLIED THE MAN
” WELL THATS THE CAUSE LAGER MAKES THINGS SHRIVEL AND SHRINK, WHAT YOU NEED IS GUINNESS IT WILL PUT THE STEEL BACK IN YOUR ROD ” THE DOC TELLS THE MAN.
AFTER SEVERAL WEEKS THE MAN RETURNS AND THE DOC ASKS ” SO HOWS YOUR SEX LIFE AND HOW MANY GUINNESS DO YOU DRINK “
HE REPLIES ” DOC MY WIFE AND I HAVEN’T SHAGGED LIKE THIS SINCE WE’VE BEEN MARRIED, ITS BLOODY FANTASTIC BUT I’M NOT DRINKING GUINNESS “
THE DOC GIVES HIM A PUZZLED LOOK TO WHICH THE MAN REPLIES ” NO I HAVE THE MISSUS ON PINTS OF LAGER “
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