This is just a rant but hear me out; I’ve been 21 (legal drinking age in the US, if anyone’s wondering) for 4 years in May and I’ve tried a good many alcoholic drinks. For the basics, however, I enjoy a good ice cold beer. Americans are idiots, let’s face it. I am an American and we are idiots but for God’s sake, why do beer cans have cold meters on them? By cold meters I mean those stupid little things on the sides of the can that turn different colors according to how cold the beer is.
It blows my mind, seriously. If I put a Coors Light in the freezer and an hour later, reach in to grab it and pop it open, am I going to draw back my hand and cry about my flesh burning off from the heat? WTF seriously. I’m pretty sure I’m well aware if my beer is cold enough to drink. Now, I understand there is a genetic disorder that prevents afflicted individuals from feeling certain things or misinterpreting “pain” or “sense of touch” signals.
Whoever the fuck came up with this bullshit needs to be dropped on his head AGAIN because if you can’t tell if your beer’s cold enough, there’s further issues that your doctor needs to investigate. Sheeeeeit.:you_crazy
