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I want to create chaos.
@Monoghan Jig 983278 wrote:
Brings back some memories. Shitty memories of working weekends in a kitchen…….
@tryptameanie 983283 wrote:
Brings back some memories. Shitty memories of working weekends in a kitchen…….
You mean you’ve conformed, like worked the only thing that’s ever made me sweat is running around shotting, a key of heron makes your pockets bigger… I suppose living rough at the same time helps, had to bang a shit load of ket though not good for your innards and when I wasn’t on special K I used to bomb MDMA all while being an escaped nut job, Blackpool’s got allot to answer for…
You probably shouldn’t assue too much about me bud. I worked for a short period then my life changed to “other”.
@tryptameanie 983292 wrote:
You probably shouldn’t assue too much about me bud. I worked for a short period then my life changed to “other”.
I suggest you work with children, you’ve got a real Gandalf aura and kids respect an aggressive malcontent, why not work at games workshop? or get a teaching degree? In the mean time party to this:
I do like kids but I also have a criminal record so working with kids is out of the question but other than that…..
@tryptameanie 983369 wrote:
I do like kids but I also have a criminal record so working with kids is out of the question but other than that…..
I provided working at games workshop as an option, you see you wouldn’t just work exclusively with younglings, you’d work with nerds with Asperger’s syndrome and autism all kinds of creepy freaks work at games workshop and believe me it’s a refuge for criminals, I’ve seen countless warhammer robots with tattoos of their youth which they regretfully adorn due to miscreant behaviour and criminality, your skills with maths would help you with battle strategies and rules of the board games.
you’ve suckled at general lighting’s teat for too long youth it’s time you accept my command.
Think it’s been decided that it’s best to pay me to stay at home and not have to mingle with the general public more often than absolutely necessary.
@tryptameanie 983378 wrote:
Think it’s been decided that it’s best to pay me to stay at home and not have to mingle with the general public more often than absolutely necessary.
games workshop doesn’t attract the general public, it attracts nerds and teenie, tiny baby people as well as the type of hippy you’d find at the dark scale of a rave, maybe a few nerdy chocolate skins who knows that’s the fun and I think the real question you have to ask yourself is can you influence the public and bend them like soft bread to your will? MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Generally I make the public run away.
@tryptameanie 983382 wrote:
Generally I make the public run away.
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