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Family Tree?
Don't know if this is the right place for this but hey ho it will do. Has anyone ever looked into their family history before? I'm considering it but think it could be a right mission! Be interested to know if anyone has ever thought about it or done it themselves?! :wink:
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May 19, 2009 at 7:34 pm
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Member of the Royal Family is a Racist
No shit.
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The comments are whats worrying.:hopeless:
Also what the army said on the news, that it was a term of indearment (sp)?!
If it was anyone else they would have been booted out, possibly..:you_crazy
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January 15, 2009 at 12:15 am
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dont lie to your mother
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother
couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had
long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate
and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate
than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered,
"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are
just
roommates."
About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be
sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
"Dear Mother,
I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm
not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that
one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read:
"Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that
you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was
sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love,
Mom
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June 22, 2007 at 4:17 pm
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Americas most hated family
Oh my god,Oh my god,Oh my god,Oh my god,Oh my god :yakk::yakk::yakk:
That's really :hopeless::hopeless::hopeless:
Americas most hated family.. (and it isn't the Bush family)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1b1_1175643214
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April 12, 2007 at 12:27 am
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family crests
this is mine . due to be tattooed on my chest next few months
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March 21, 2007 at 2:49 pm
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Father uses stun gun on his own kid
I cant believe this shit...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=85a0d78276
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March 12, 2007 at 9:43 am
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Rainbow Family Dissolve An Armed Police Roadblock
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Excellent footage of Rainbow hippies overpowering the cops' attempt at a roadblock. Taken at this year's gathering north of Steamboat Springs in Colorado.
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October 7, 2006 at 8:14 pm
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An Update On My Mother
thank you all for your paryers and thaughts! my mother is AWAKE! SHE IS AWAKE! i cried so much yesterday with my father. and just today she tried to talk, but she is unable to right now at this point in time due to the surgery. but even though i couldnt read the lips of her good, i could say to my mom 'i love you mom' and she would lip back to me and my father 'i love you to'. and that just brings such joy to my heart.....such unspeakable joy to me and my dads hearts......in fact, today was even more tearfilled and joyful than when she finally woken up. :hopeless:
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September 19, 2006 at 5:53 pm
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My girlfriends little sister
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
"The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."
Courtesy of dnba:horay:
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May 19, 2006 at 6:12 pm
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FAMILY PICNIC SUNDAY 26TH
ANYONE UP FOR GETTING TOGETHER IN THE PARK SUNDAY :group_hug :wave:
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June 23, 2005 at 3:19 pm
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family groove georgeiv thur10th
djs dimenx.jerome hill,parker,zebedee,rollin ross and edit live will be joining the family for a right old techno/acid techno mashup. three pou8nds b4 midnite five after.five minutes walk from the fridge brixton london ;)
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February 7, 2005 at 4:09 pm
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Rebranding the British Royal Family
I see from tabloid reports Prince Harry is in a spot of mild bother; having had to abandon his Argentinian trip amidst allegations of all night clubbing sessions, binge drinking, attempts to kidnap him and firearms being discharged near where he was staying.
Perhaps he could join the So Solid Crew?
They are after all one (Mega)man down (probably in HMP Belmarsh!) and young people in Britain often think the royal family is out of touch - this would vastly improve their "street cred". I think he even owns a set of decks as well :D
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November 26, 2004 at 5:10 pm
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