Cilla……thats not what I asked you Right, has anyone had ay strange replies from cilla lately? If so, post them hear for mass translation so we know what she on about lol
here are 2 from a few minutes ago:
[23:20] will you marry me cilla?
[23:20] hand me a crotch and i'll give it a bash :D
[23:23] cilla, do you know what bagshot is?
[23:23] A floppy disk.
AF/UK : East : chasing the sun parody they keep rinsing the original tune on BFBS (forces radio) so I ended up writing this..
I'm better
So much better now
unit downsized, discharge signed
going back to Blighty now
I'm better
So much better now
Look to the skies,
I see that Lynx
flying to Blighty now
I’d only just begun
Hypnotized by drums
they handed me my gun
Sent me to Afghanistan
Watched by the Taliban
We refused to run
defusing roadside bombs
strung out in Afghanistan
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Strung out in Afghanistan
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Locked down in Camp Bastian
When daylight's fading
they just play crap eurodance
over and over again
And now I feel so jaded
Think of my comrades
Who will never grow old again
Can’t wait till this war is done
Can’t wait till this war is done
When daylight's fading
then my PTSD starts kicking in again
And now I feel so jaded
Think of my comrades
Who can never grow old
as they got blown up by roadside bombs
I learned war is just for clowns
Lying scum politicians are looking down
On us soldiers And the Afghan folk
David Cameron thinks war is a fucking joke
More budget cuts to come
And still we must fight on
it really isn't fun
fighting in Afghanistan
They said this day wouldn’t come
I’m handing back my gun
Wait for that Lynx to come
Take me back to Wattisham
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Take me back to Wattisham
And when daylight's fading
I can head up to Stowmarket
see my mates again
And I will go out raving
In thetford forest instead of
fighting fucked up wars without end..
Stacking at track 61…
NL : oude grapje (niet PC) liedje uit de tweede wereld oorlog - parodie van lili marleen
gevonden hier (Lili Marleen in Dutch recorded 1943 - YouTube)
Op een boerenwagen stond een boerenmeid
Met een mof [1] te vrijen [2], raad eens wat hij zeid':
"Morgen dan heb je een kale kop
met een hakenkruis er boven op". [3]
Zo'n vuile, vieze meid
die met een rotmof vrijt.
Bij de poort van Moskou staat een Duits soldaat.
Met bevroren handen en een koud gelaat.
Hij staat te bibb'ren van de kou
en dacht "waar blijft der Führer nou"
waar blijft der Führer nou"?
waar blijft der Führer nou"?
[1] een (rot)mof = a Nazi soldier
[2] vrijen = to have sex
[3] the Dutch women who caught their neighbours screwing Nazis tended to shave their heads and paint swastikas on top
the second verse is a German soldier cursing being sent out to the Russian front (as it is cold there!)
The Perfect Marriage My wife and I made a couple of marriage parody videos and I found this forum. Hopefully they might make someone laugh :)
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Welcome To Marriage - Webisode 1 - YouTube
Seagulls n laxatives
:laugh_at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suYz5SHFHyA&feature=share
I wouldn't have thought it would have been a great prank TBH but if the footage is legit, it seems to have worked a charm.
MY : The royal spittoon of Malaya found here. the term cuspidor (used for a spittoon) is still encountered in American english..
Toreador-
oh don't spit on the floor
Use the cuspidor
That's what it's for!
Hobson-Jobson (Open Library)
[1900.—"The royal cuspadore" is mentioned among the regalia at Selangor, and a " cuspadore " (l-etor) is part of the marriage appliances.
—
Skeat, Malay Magic, 26, 374.]
it would have been given to the newly crowned King (or Yang Di Pertuan Agong) when he was married, as it is not acceptable behaviour for a King to spit on the floor in front of his wife (even if such behaviour was common in many Asian nations until the early 21st century).
Nowadays the chaps who become Yang di Pertuan Agong (they actually get elected a bit like our House of Lords and can be a variety of ages) have already been married before they get to be King.
One old boy has managed to get elected twice within 40 years. I am unsure what has become of the spittoon, whether the British or the Japanese nicked it, or whether it is still in some museum somewhere - members of the royal family everywhere are not supposed to be gobbing into spittoons, even Prince Philip would not be permitted to do this. I am actually tempted to telephone the Ministry of Culture in KL and ask them....
Selangor is a suburb outside KL, my mum grew up there.
5 silly jokes What's E.T. short for? 'Cos he's only got little legs!
What's orange & sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
What's blue & fucks grannies? Hypothermia!
What else is blue & fucks grannies? Me & my lucky blue overcoat!
What's green & eats nuts? Syphillis!
FAO Know_Hope Dunno why, but when I saw this I thought of you on mxe. :laugh_at:
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(you have to hover over the pic, then click the image in the middle that pops up to see it move)
AU : Aussie electronics genius busts daughters houseparty using power monitoring… if his kids want to pull that sort of stunt off again, they will need to use solar power and local batteries for the sound equipment, fridges for booze etc and bring them in on bicycles ; that way they might go undetected :laugh_at:
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