Be strong my love… A convict breaks in a house and ties up the husband and his wife. He jumps on the wife, kisses her ear, then runs to the bathroom. The husband whispers to his wife "Satisfy him, or he'll kill us. I saw the way he kissed you, just be strong, I love you!" The wife replies "He did'nt kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he's gay, horny and looking for vaseline... I told him it's in the bathroom. Let's see who's fucking strong now!"
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UK : SE : Tiger stops play A stuffed toy animal led to a large-scale police operation in Hampshire and stopped play at the Rose Bowl cricket ground.
The alarm was first raised by a concerned member of the public who believed there was an escaped white tiger hiding in a field near Hedge End.
Officers were sent to the scene along with a helicopter and thermal imaging cameras, at about 1600 BST on Saturday.
When no body heat was detected police moved in and found a cuddly toy tiger.
A police spokesperson said officers had responded as if it was a real incident, close to junction seven of the M27.
BBC News - Hampshire 'tiger sighting' causes major alert
This just makes yer heart swell A good friend of mine posted this on another site i'm on...i thought...hey this needs shared with the good peeps partyvibers :weee:
Ladles & Jellyspoons i give you..........( if you dont watch this at least twice a day whilst singing along then ya need yer headz read)...............Baby monkey going backwards on a pig :bounce_fl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o&feature=player_embedded
EDL nicked off T.L - and couldnt think of a better place to post this load of shite..... :you_crazy
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its actually so bad its shameful that our educational and social system has come to this :you_crazy123
NL : Joran van de Sloot, ik heb een boot Quality - not often you get to learn more of a new language, read an interesting true crime story about loads of spoilt rich kids coming unstuck, and see a excellent parody of someone ripping it into the pop dance genre all at the same time :laugh_at:
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Joran van der Sloot - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia12
UK : LDN (SE) : What a fat cat! I thought cats like him you see on lolcats were photoshopped but they are clearly just fat (I guess there must be loads more in the USA and its less usual to see one in England)
[IMG]http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/resources/images/1625616/?type=display[/IMG]
Mega moggy, Percy, entered the PDSA's competition to lose weight (From News Shopper)
THE ZOMBIE KID LIKES TURTLES! YouTube - Zombie Kid Likes Turtles
This is legendary, there's a Techno remix I thought was pretty fucking jokes as well :weee:
YouTube - I Like Turtles TECHNO REMIX
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