Tastes Like a Prawn A little boy goes into his kitchen one day and says to his mum "Mum, Granny's got a prawn"
"What on earth do you mean?" the mother says.
The boy takes his mother and show her his granny, stark naked sleep on the sofa. He points to grandma's protruding clitoris and says " Look granny's got a prawn!"
His mother whispers "That's your grandmothers clitoris son!"
To which the little boy replies......."Well it tastes like a prawn!" :yakk:
Spider Goat Alltho I hate tim michin with a passion this still cracked me up.
Tim Minchin, world, stunned as gravity-defying goats scale Italian dam - Asylum.co.uk
CA : Mounties encounter "chilled out guard bears" when raiding cannabis farm! A pair of marijuana growers in Western Canada appear to have been using bears to protect their illegal crop, but the well-fed animals proved to be a bit lax in their guard duties, police said on Wednesday.
Officers were dismantling two large outdoor plots of marijuana near Christina Lake, British Columbia, when they realized there were 10 large black bears wandering around the farm property, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police said.
Officers were initially worried the bears might be dangerous, but quickly realized the animals were actually very docile and content just to sit around as the marijuana was seized, police said in a news release.
Two people were arrested in connection with the drugs.
The bears, which were apparently being fed dog food to keep them on the property, may eventually have to be put down if wildlife officials determine they have become to habituated to humans, police said.
Canadian police find bears guarding pot crop - Yahoo! News UK
Why is a woman like a bucket of KFC? Why is a woman like a bucket of KFC?
Because once your past the tender
breast and the juicy thigh all you have left is a greasy wet box to put
your bone in.
:yakk::laugh_at:
UK : East : Felixstowe rescue dog wins top theatre rôle… Lucky dog, and a good bit of casting IMO, I'd say he was just right for the part..
The Staffordshire bull terrier is making his stage debut at the Spa Pavilion as Bill Sykes’s dog, Bullseye, in hit musical Oliver!
Despite never appearing on stage before, he is getting used to the rock star lifestyle with his own fan page on Facebook and a pre-show photo shoot.
...please sir, can I have some paw? - News and reviews - Evening Star
Paddy o’Sanchez Paddy o'Sanchez, 1 of the miners trapped underground in Chile, is reported to be extremely pissed off as he has just been told that he had forgot to clock-in
UK : East : Norfolk cops disperse illegal pumpkin gathering.. Normal for Norfolk.. :laugh_at:
Pumpkins cleared from Norwich road
EMMA KNIGHTS
Last updated: 27/09/2010 08:16:00
Pumpkins causing problems on a Norwich road this morning have been cleared.
Police officers were alerted to the problem on Barrett Road, in the south of the city, at about 7am this morning when somebody called to tell them that cars were having to swerve to avoid a number of pumpkins in the road.
A police spokesman said the road was clear by about 7.15am.
Pumpkins cleared from Norwich road - EveningNews24
UK : East : Lowestoft angler catches UK’s biggest wild goldfish at Norwich The UEA has produced bestselling authors, groundbreaking scientists and famous actors - but never until now a record-breaking goldfish.
The largest wild goldfish ever caught in the UK has been landed at the broad at the University of East Anglia.
To his shock, Lowestoft angler Stuart Thurston, 27, landed the bright gold, 7lb 5oz fish while fishing for carp.
He had been fishing for several hours and had caught a handful of carp before hooking the unusual fish.
“To my surprise I lifted it out of the water and it was orange,” he said. “I'm surprised a pike hasn't had it for dinner.”
He quickly grabbed a nearby fisherman to take a photograph then released the colourful specimen to be caught another day.
7lb 5oz goldfish found in Norwich - EveningNews24
UK : East : Handcuffed Essex woman released.. oops! :crazy_diz :you_crazy :crazy_dru
Essex County Fire and Rescue Service wrote:
Incident No: 20214
Date: 17-09-2010
Time: 17:57
Details: Woman released from handcuffs
Address: Swallow Pass, Chelmsford
Attendance: 1 x Chelmsford
Firefighters used a variety of small tools to release a woman trapped in handcuffs at her home. She was freed by 18:31 hrs unharmed but somewhat embarassed. The alarm was raised by her partner. We have no information relating to how she became trapped.
Gingers Do Have Souls! [yt]EY39fkmqKBM[/yt]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM
Check out his other two videos aswell, funniest thing i've seen in ages.12…56
ZA/UK : Fat orang-utan brought to UK for diet.. A morbidly obese female orang-utan from South Africa weighing 100 kg (15 stone) has arrived at Monkey World near Wareham in Dorset.
The ape, called Oshine (pronounced osheen), was offered to the rescue centre when her owner realised she could no longer look after her.
She travelled the 10.5 hour flight to the UK in a specially constructed transport cage.
Oshine has now been put on a strict diet of fruit and vegetables.
"It will take a few months for Oshine to reach a more appropriate weight and then she will be ready to meet a new man and consider a family of her own," said Monkey World co-founder Dr Alison Cronin MBE.
BBC - Obese ape gets new home at Dorset's Monkey World
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