@poly… When night falls, kric! krac!: Haitian folktales - Google Books Result
Liliane Nérette Louis, Frederick J. Hay - 1999 - Social Science - 188 pages
"Ket, ket, ket," said the people. "What shall we do? ... Ket, ket, ket."
UK : East : Neigh to the horse Even horses can't party any more in Norfolk!
Diss officers took part in a multi agency operation in relation to illegal horse grazing at Frenze Beck, Diss. This resulted in 9 horses being seized.
Mr Bucket [YT]dV1hv6L0R74[/YT]
Can't believe I've gone through life not knowing about Mr Bucket.
I am going to find one and mark my words, I will put my balls in him.
real headlines today from Suffolk Elvis record attempt fails
Elvis record attempt fails - News - Evening Star
Woman injured after being knocked to the ground by a cow
Woman injured after being knocked to the ground by a cow - News - Evening Star
it is not that uncommon to encounter random cows in the road, even on the outskirts of Ipswich! I saw one when riding to work a while back - I was going to call 999 (as I was worried the cow could get to a busier road and be involved in a collision) but I saw some old people looking at it and they said they knew the farmer and that cow always escapes and he was on its way to round it up..
UK : East : Nee Naw / quack Fair play to the Fire Brigade! it doesn't cost us extra in tax either, as they would have a unit there anyway to deal with cars/farms being torched which is much more usual for the weekend in these villages..
A SUFFOLK fire crew has rescued a group of helpless ducklings who had been trapped in a drain.
The RSPCA contacted the fire service to assist in helping some ducklings who had become caught in down a 5ft normal street drain in Fen Street, Nayland.
One fire crew from Nayland attended the incident and the ducklings were released by 10.34am.
Firefighters flushed the ducklings from the drain.
http://www.eadt.co.uk/news/ducklings_rescued_from_street_drain_1_295853
KH : Warning sign in Cambodia shopping mall Ok given that they have dealt with dictator Pol Pot and famine, its fair enough that you shouldn't bring guns, knifes and grenades into the shop, and many shops in Asia and beyond discourage photography as its a method robbers use to find entry/exit points... but now Cambodian gangs are way more ruthless, they must train cute innocent looking small dogs and even cats to run in the store and rob whatever items they can and return to their masters...
UK : East : Actual Sizewell emergency instructions there is a nuclear power station here, about 25 miles East of me, on the coast just North of where young Josh is and South of where Biotech, Titch and friends are.
this from the actual instructions of what to do if it blows...
If you are at home you should:
l Go indoors
l Bring domestic pets indoors
l Leave all farm animals where they are
l Close all outside doors and windows
l Switch off any ventilation or extractor fans
l Tune into your local radio/TV and listen for any
further instructions
as if people are going to take their cow/ sheep into the house to protect it case of radiation :crazy_diz (or would they do that round this way?)
maybe they have moved on from Daniel of Beccles..
Bestia brutalis non impresepiat aula, Nec porcus, nec murilegus videatur in illa,
Esse queunt in ea dextrarius et palefridus,
Addictique canes lepori, catulique molossi;
Aucupitres, nisi, falcones et mereelle.
Let not a brute beast be stabled in the hall, let not a pig
or a cat be seen in it; the animals which can be seen in it
are the charger and the palfrey, hounds entered to hare,
mastiff pups, hawks, sparrow-hawks, falcons and merlins.
(2206-10)
The pig and cat don't look too happy at the ianitor about not being let in!
FOR SALE nicked from TL
FOR SALE The Palace of Westminster. To include Parliament and House of Lords. 1,100 rooms, 100 staircases and 645 dithering fools. And that big phallic symbol next to it. I just bet the MP's don't see the irony in that do they...
Only 900 years old, but sadly of no use to us anymore. A very nice building I'm sure you'd agree, but at the moment full of bickering fools who couldn't organise an Anne Summers party at a lesbian prison officers reunion. I have, to be honest, never really enjoyed it in all the time I have thrown my good hard earned and taxed off the face of the earth money, at the miserable looking place. I mean, you don't have to be ugly to work in the place, but it does help. So is the ability to lie your ass off, miss lead over 56 million people and start wars in country's we have no interest in...Apart from oil...Oh I could go on...I'm afraid the whole thing has got to go because no-one seems to have a bloody clue how to work it properley. Are there no operating instructions for heaven sake? Would make an ideal riverside apartment complex, fill it full of fat cat corporate bankers, fiddlers, cheats, con artists and idiots.........Oh damn it already is....
It would make an ideal cess pit, but I'm afraid it's already half full. Guy Fawkes didn't seem to be such a bad lad after all, did he? Had the right idea. Shame he got caught now. Never could understand why we CELEBRATED him being found out! The way I see it Guy Fawkes is the only person who ever entered the bloody building with honest intentions.....The only way we can really make these politicians work is by NOT electing them!! Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs huh? Right little bright sparks then aren't they....
KIDS: Fairy tales do not begin with the words "Once upon a time" They actually start with the more sinister phrase, "If I'm elected..."
Benefits to new owner will include;
Examining and challenging the work of the government (shouldn't take too long then)
Debating and passing all laws (whether you like then or not)
Enabling the government to raise taxes (this is gonna be the real earner)
False claim system for just about anything.
Free clock
Council tax exempt
cheap to heat 'cause it's always full of hot air
Sleep with your colleagues regularly. (John Major, shame on you. Mrs Bottomley, what did you see in him? Was he really that good in the sack)
If it moves, tax it
If it keeps moving, regulate it
If it stops moving, susidise it
I want to see Jose Mourinho in charge. Well look what he did at stamford bridge. Make Prime Minister's question time more entertaining and I'd never switch off another Party Political Broadcast......
The current owner/occupier sold his soul to the devil then asked for a refund..Not in sterling though. He devalued that along time ago. Our Great Mr Brown managed to sell off 60% of the UK's gold reserves (395 tonnes of gold, at an average price of £186 per ounce). Since then gold has risen to over £597 per ounce. Most of which you'll find wrapped around a bin collecting chav lottery winners neck, only not tight enough. But I digress. In real terms the only cost to the population is a petty £4 Billion quid. Or to you and I humble tax payers £100 each. As a Bank of England spokesman stated "There is no better example of Gordon Brown's economic incompetence than this"
Labour MP Shahid Malik said that his claim of £66,827, including £2,600 for a home cinema system was "One Million Per Cent within the rules" With maths skills like that, no wonder his expenses are being questioned....
raaaraaa
42 bids already
FOR SALE Palace of Westminster.To include Parliament on eBay (end time 18-May-10 16:43:27 BST)
:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
When pictures sez more than words…. :D No, not realy. The article is in norwegian and than words in it do not answer anything...and leave us all with the big Q; how the fuck did this happen?
the driver had remember to set up a warning triangle...but he got some explanation to do....and a drug test....and I wonder Do the elks have a warning sign for stray cars?
article is to be found here;
Sjekk denne! - nyheter - Dagbladet.no
:D
grumpy old cat and a kitten This often crops up on YT with "subtitles" but minus the last bit with the kitten (which IMO makes it even funnier)
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Oh my dog...
Oh long John...
Oh long Johnson...
Oh don Piaano...
Why I eyes ya...
All the live long day...
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