How much in Fines? This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.
Once completed add it up and reply with your fine.
Smoked weed -- £10
Did acid or pills -- £5
Ever had sex at church -- £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25
Had sex for money -- £100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20
Vandalized something -- £20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
Beat up someone -- £20
Been jumped -- £10
Cross dressed -- £10
Given money to stripper -- £25
Been in love with a stripper -- £20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
Ever drive and drank -- £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
Went skinny dipping -- £5
Had sex in a pool -- £20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
Cheated on your significant other -- £10
Masturbated -- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20
Done oral -- £5
Got oral -- £5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- £25
Stole something -- £10
Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- £15
Had a threesome -- £50
Had sex in public -- £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- £20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
Went streaking -- £5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
Been arrested -- £5
Spent time in jail -- £15
Pissed in the pool -- £0.50
Played spin the bottle -- £5
Done something you regret -- £20
Had sex with your best friend -- £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
Had anal sex -- £80
Lied to your mate -- £5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25123
SG : Ayaiaaaa!
A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.
Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.
The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.
The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.
To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.
The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.
“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.
After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.
The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.
The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident.
Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ penis
Cancer is caused by… (according to the daily mail) The Daily Mail list of 'Things that give you cancer' - hellokinsella's posterous
And incase you want to check before doing something if it will give you cancer: http://www.pezholio.co.uk/cancer.php
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Rasta bluud clarke the rasta walks ina bank and puts a carrier bag fulla weed on the counter, the cashier says excuse me sir wats that 4 ,and the rasta says man i wanna open a joint account lolololol
What turns you on more? Wife gets naked & asks hubby: "What turns you on more,...my blue eyes...my pouting red lips...my pretty face... my 38 inch tits.. or my sexy arse ?" Hubby looks her up & down and replies: "Your fuckin sense of humour!"
SE : Floor collapses at weightwatchers clinic According to a report in Swedish English-language newspaper, The Local, the dieters were queueing up to see how many pounds they had lost in the past week.
clearly not enough :laugh_at:
Floor collapses in Weight Watchers clinic - Yahoo! News UK
CrazyDomains.com.au The ASB received 40 complaints over the ad for Perth-based Crazy Domains. Viewer analysis concluded the video was "all about sex, got nothing to do with domains, unless it's to start a porn site"[YT]hNhSBhJHBls[/YT]
LOL!
PL/UK : Angry RyanAir Passenger Eats Winning €10000 Scratch Card The list of charities the money is planned to go to seems quite appropriate IMO :laugh_at:
A PASSENGER on a flight to East Midlands Airport from Krakow ate a winning scratchcard worth 10,000 Euros, according to Ryanair.
The airline have confirmed the passenger won the prize on a flight on Thursday but become so angry that he could not be given the cash mid-flight that he swallowed the ticket.
The company, and the scratchcard company Brand Force, have offered to donate the cash to charity - with passengers being given the chance to vote on where it should go.
Ryanair's Stephen McNamara said: "In the last two year's Ryanair's scratch cards have given away 10 cars, over €300,000 in cash prizes and over 100,000 flight vouchers.
"Passengers have always been delighted to claim their large cash prizes after returning home.
Ryanair passenger apparently eats scratchcard
Security Levels The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved.". Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.
The Scots raised their threat level from "****ed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards". They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line in the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was thought to be precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. However, it's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides Now".
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all terribly excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
And in the southern hemisphere...
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, mate". Three more escalation levels remain: "Strewth!", "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is cancelled".
So far no situation has ever warranted use of this ultimate escalation level, which is fortunate since civil war would be the inevitable result...
UK : East : Who nicked all the pies? Hungry thieves with an appetite for crime have broken into a Wroxham butcher's shop.
But the unsavoury characters ignored charity cash and pricey equipment and made off with some tasty treats instead.
And when family butcher Kevin Massingham surveyed the damage, he found the only things missing were two trays of pies.
Thieves steal Wroxham butcher's pies - EDP24
UK : Thatcho ate 28 eggs per week in pre-1979 election diet! Lady Thatcher was eating up to 28 eggs a week as part of a high-protein diet in the run-up to the 1979 general election, newly-released files suggest.
Intended to help her shed 20lb (9kg) in two weeks, the diet is outlined in a note found in a diary from that year.
"I think she was looking to get in trim for the cameras," says Chris Collins of the Thatcher Foundation.
BBC News - Thatcher on '28-egg diet' ahead of 1979 election12
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