The peril of carrying a "doner" card. "After my death I want to be a kebab."
Butcher slaughters wife to sell her flesh as meat - Emirates 24/7
Quote:
An Egyptian butcher blindly in love with his profession slaughtered his wife
and sold her flesh in his shop reported Arabian News Agency (ANA).
After a heated dispute between the couple, the butcher brutally killed his
wife, peeled her skin off the bones and cut the flesh into pieces to look like
meat.
He then sold the human flesh for Dh230 per kilo to his customers claiming
that it was local lamb.
One of the clients who doubted the meat was not lamb informed the police who
sent it for examination.
The police was astounded to see the meat was human flesh and immediately
impounded it and arrested the butcher.
The guilty murderer confessed to the crime adding that the flesh belonged to
the wife whom he had killed.
Police found the hips of thw woman in the fridge of the shop and rest of the
body at the man’s residence.
He admitted that he had murdered his wife because she refused to obey
him.
This is rather funny If any of you have read the timewaster letters (so funny get it off ebay if you haven't!) then this is similar but with SMS.
Textastrophe
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Next time you post your phone number in a public place, think again. This is a collection of text messages I've exchanged with people who have done just that."
‘Offensive Jokes’ What is the deal with 'offensive' jokes? No jokes are offensive really are they, they're a joke.
Maybe its just my sense of humour as i'm willing to joke about everything rather then be a little bitch about things? e.g Me and my friends will regularly tell 'racist' jokes to each other (black, white, asian whatever) and no one takes offense.. because it is a joke and no one actually means it, it is just for fun.
This is why I don't get the whole thing over rape jokes.. what's so bad about rape jokes? Why is it okay to joke about some things but not others? Why is rape the only crime we aren't allowed to joke about? To accept an issue and completely understand it you have to be able to look at it from many angles and ultimately laugh about it.
So to be honest.. call me a cunt, i'm bringing back the jokes cause I used to come on PV every day and be in stitches it was jokes, but now it is much less so. Anyway, the rape train was supposed to stop for no one :wink:123
The Peckham Terminator Someone showed this to me at work the other day ... The end's well funny (Guy's off his head!)!
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Aparently now this vid has hit youtube the police are after the guy in the white top!
Goose Step [SOUNDCLOUD]https://soundcloud.com/the-real-daftfader/goose-step[/SOUNDCLOUD]
Made with real geese. :laugh_at:
I wasn't going to post this on the main forum till it was finished, but it's too funny not to.
It's made using them geese sounds that GL linked to in another thread. :D
Can you spot the rouge Mongoose? :laugh_at:
Pythons Review Hitch-Hiker’s Guide… As the title suggests, this is a review that the Monty Python boys gave of The Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy, brilliant stuff as ever from the Pythons...
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