UK : East : Shurely Shome mishtake?
Our local papers website yesterday and headline. Folk in EA are trying to get away from stereotypes of the area as being a bit backward, but this is so badly edited anyone might wonder if the College really do offer courses in dumping unfortunate bull terrier pups into wheeled bins (no wonder the dog looks a bit miserable!)
I feel sorry for the chap and his dog (he is a local rubbish collector and actually found the dog in a bin along the A14 and after the Council had checked it was definitely a stray / abandoned was allowed to keep it as a pet...)
best part of it is the rest of the article (which was basically a collection of random bullet points missing the bullets because of this and made as much sense as the Vietnamese spammers) was supposed to be a "feel good" article for the new year..:crazy:
its since been edited even in its present incarnation, the college courses are ahead of the dog story with the pic in the wrong place. Perhaps the editor should go back to college :laugh_at:
NL : Geert Wilders is een kikker / Geert wilders is a frog random video I found today whilst practising my Dutch. it took some self-control not to spit a mouthful of hooegarden against my monitors on seeing this.
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Dj Maarten: Ik ben een kikker songtekst
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UK : East : Please do not eat the flowers The winter pansies are edible. I have not been eating them, it would be a long bike ride in unpleasant weather so not worth the effort. Perhaps someone else has been :laugh_at:
Mystery surrounds "Please do not eat the flowers" signs which have been placed in floral displays in a Suffolk town centre.
The two printed signs have appeared in the Market Hill area in Sudbury.
The town council, which owns the displays, said it has not added the signs and does not know why anyone else would.
Jacqui Howells, deputy council clerk, said: "It's a mystery and we have no idea where the signs have come from."
BBC News - Sudbury's mystery 'Do not eat the flowers' signs
Toothbrush For Sale (hardly used) Check this out, this is a genuine call that a mate of mine made to some fella who was selling a 2nd hand toothbrush (a hardly used one mind) in the local free-ads. This is funny as fuck, I guarantee you'll laugh:
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Vodka Christmas Cake Once again this year, I've had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, half pound butter, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1 bottle Vodka (preferably Smirnoff), 2 cups dried fruit, 4 cups self raising flour.
Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a srewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now shit shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or something. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish of the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat.
Merry....ummm, thingymajig.
My Joke Dick You guys should check out my dick! I need as many people as possible to see it if you get me! If any of you also have dicks you might want to get them out too so we can all wiggle them about, put them in the "comment section" and you might get lucky ;)
Guy Martin’s wall got raped last night! .....................And not just raped, gang raped!
Violently!
It was funny!
Really funny!
Guy laughed while it happened!
The end!
The scariest Halloween Pumpkin Ever! Complete DIY guide with finished result.
Will freeze the blood of many adults. Be warned! :yakk:
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2012/10/26/how-to-carve-the-creepiest-pumpkin-ever/
UK : East : Bomb scare, Norfolk style. Proper old skool "Dangermouse" style bombs!
Bomb disposal experts were called out in Norfolk after museum volunteers discovered a box labelled "bomb".
Inside the package, stored at Bishop Bonner's Cottage in Dereham, were three clay balls, packed with gun powder and with wicks sticking out of them.
Bob Davies, vice-chairman of the Dereham Antiquarian Society, took the World War I devices home "for safekeeping".
When he notified the police they sent bomb disposal experts.
He said: "I think my neighbours were quite surprised.
BBC News - Dereham's World War I bomb discovery triggers scare
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