Monkey gangs steal England flags http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/5102418.stm
Typical scousers then lol ;-)
"A safari park in Merseyside is urging patriotic football fans to remove England flags from their vehicles to stop gangs of baboons pinching them.
Bosses at Knowsley Safari Park say the 120-strong troop of baboons usually swipe windscreen wipers but have turned to stealing World Cup flags instead.
Safari Park general manager David Ross said: "Many people are wisely removing them before going on the safari drive.
"If they forget the baboons usually take them."
According to Mr Ross, the baboons have built up quite a stash.
He added: "Visitors are certainly enjoying their antics with the flags as it does look like they are showing their support for the efforts of the England team.
"The baboons have always been great fun but they are the vandals of the animal world.
"Our advice to England fans is to remove their flags before they arrive or to use the alternative car-friendly route around the outside of the monkey jungle." "
a man walks into a pub…. ...and orders a pint.
as hes suppin on the pint he starts nibblin on some peanuts in a dish on the bar.
''your nice'' some one sez
''your so cool'' he hears again
''your the best''
with no one else ion the pub this spins him out a bit and goes to play on the fruity.
he puts a quid in a starts to play
''you wanker'' he hears
''you complete and utter knob jockey'' he hears again
''fuck off before i twat u'' again with no one else in the pub he goes up to the bar tender to explian his strange hearings
the bar tender does not look surprised and replies quite calmly
''the nuts are complementry and the fruit machine is out of order''
ba boom
black bit of tarmac goes into a pub….. ...and orders a pint. in the back ground a red bit of tarmac is throwing a bar stool around and swearing at customers.
''sort him out wud ya'' asks the bar tender
''no way!'' replies the black tarmac, ''hes a cycle path''
groan
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