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- Mother Mother,mother why are we pushing the car in the harbour.. Shut up son,you'll wake up your father:crazy_fre
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- May 30, 2006 at 8:16 am
  
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- Damed Neighbour.. A women leaves the shower and here husbond goes in.. The doorbell rings,and the wife put a towel around hereself and goes down to open the door... Thats Bob the next door neighbour.. Ill give you these 100 pound if you'll drop the towel.She let it fall to the floor.. Bob gives here the 100 pounds and leave. The wife returns to here husbond... It was Bob she said... Here husbond looks at her... :crazy_fre Did he say anything about the 100 pound he owes me?
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  Angel
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- May 27, 2006 at 6:27 pm
  
  Angel
- 2 scoucers 2 scoucers arive at the pearly gates of heaven. 'can we come in like?' ask the scoucers 'hang on ill have to ask' replies st peter. so st pete goes off to ask his almightyness if they can enter. 'sure they can' he replies st pete goes back to tell the scoucers they are in luck but returns to God. 'they've gone!' he sez 'the scoucers?' asks God 'no the FUCKING GATES!!'
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  stax
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- May 25, 2006 at 6:47 pm
  
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- jesus was relieving st peter at the pearly gates.. jesus was relieving st peter at the pearly gates. an old man asked for admission. "name?" said jesus. "joseph" "occupation" "carpenter" jesus became excited. "did you have a son?" asked jesus. "yes" "did he have holes in his wrists and ankles?" "yes!" said the old man. jesus looked at the old man with a tear in his eye, put his arms out and said. "father! father! its me!its me!" the old man looked puzzled, then beamed- "pinocchio!" :horay:
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- May 25, 2006 at 1:16 pm
  
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- Funny cat
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- May 25, 2006 at 10:37 am
  
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- drunk as rats.. He was so brave a Bowzer, that it was doubtful whether He taught the Rats, or the Rats taught him To be druncke as Rats, together. Source: extract from a broadside, printed circa 1615, contained in the Pepys Collection.
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  General Lighting
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- May 24, 2006 at 3:41 pm
  
  General Lighting
- UK: SW : MOOO! Bull trashes cop car.. Chaos as bull runs amok on road A Highland bull charged a police car and caused utter chaos on a main road in Wiltshire on Sunday evening. Wiltshire Police were called to the A350 between Melksham and Warminster after a member of the public reported the creature ambling along the road. Officers tried unsuccessfully to herd the animal into a field and there was confusion as cars swerved to avoid it. Finally, in the early hours the bull allowed itself to be guided into a nearby field. Officers shaken "There was absolute chaos at the scene as lorries and cars swerved to avoid it as it started walking up the road," a Wiltshire Police spokesman said. "It then charged a police vehicle which had been sent to deal with the thing." The animal dented the side of the bonnet, took off the grille but left shaken officers inside unharmed and able to drive away. "Just after midnight, the animal agreed to go into a nearby field," the spokesman added. "We have contacted the owner and it has been taken back to its rightful home." One of Britain's oldest, most distinctive, and best-known breeds, with a long, shaggy coat and horns several feet long, Highland females can weigh up to a ton while males are often heavier. Story from BBC NEWS: http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/england/wiltshire/5005796.stm Published: 2006/05/22 15:02:45 GMT © BBC MMVI
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- May 23, 2006 at 10:47 am
  
  General Lighting
- Pimp My Snack http://www.pimpmysnack.com mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :surprised :idea:
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- May 22, 2006 at 11:39 pm
  
  titch
- Not for Kids DONT BE FOOLED...NOT FOR KIDS,MAYBE NOT FOR PARTYVIBE ?:crazy_fre www.ihimlen.dk :crazy_fre Press flash and happy tree..
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  Angel
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- May 22, 2006 at 4:13 pm
  
  Angel
- Talking cats [MEDIA=640,480,0]http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/talkingcats.wmv[/MEDIA]
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- May 20, 2006 at 9:49 am
  
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- nifty magician bloke [MEDIA=320,200,0]http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/content/magician13.wmv[/MEDIA]
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- May 17, 2006 at 8:55 am
  
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- Funny
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- May 14, 2006 at 8:29 pm
  
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- CI : Bird flu dance is latest clubbing craze… Well its better than people cancelling their riding lessons in Norfolk out of fear.... Quote: Ivorians catch bird flu dance fever By James Copnall BBC News, Abidjan In a nightclub in Ivory Coast's main city, Abidjan, DJ Lewis stretches his arms out either side of his body, bends his arms at the wrists, and begins trembling like a man possessed. A man possessed? Three seconds later, the DJ and musician sets that impression straight, by clucking loudly in his best imitation of a dying chicken. "It's like a chicken with Parkinson's disease trying to dance to hip-hop," said one onlooker. Welcome to the latest craze in Ivory Coast's ever-inventive night life: the bird flu dance. The deadly avian disease was discovered in Ivory Coast last week, and within days DJ Lewis had come up with the bird flu dance. "I created the dance to bring happiness to the hearts of Africans, and to chase away fear, the fear of eating chicken" he told the BBC. "If we kill all our chickens and poultry, our cousins in the village will become poor. "So I created the bird flu dance to put joy back into our hearts." Television The dance, which requires firm muscles and quick movements, as well as a healthy lack of concern about looking ridiculous, has yet to catch on everywhere in Abidjan. But the customers and waitresses in the large bar where DJ Lewis works are already fans, and there have been demonstrations of the new dance on Ivorian national television. DJ Lewis is convinced his creation will become famous. "People will have to dance it, they have no choice! "I am telling people to dance it to chase away their fears, and eat more chicken." It is not yet clear why a dance that commemorates the dying moments of a sick bird should encourage people to eat chicken, although health experts have been telling Ivorians all week that well-cooked chicken poses no health risks at all. For the moment though, many people may be content just to watch the tortured convulsions of DJ Lewis as he performs the bird flu flop. Story from BBC NEWS: http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/world/africa/4766391.stm Published: 2006/05/12 16:26:08 GMT © BBC MMVI
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- May 13, 2006 at 5:15 pm
  
  General Lighting
- happy slapper comes a cropper awhile back there was a clip posted on here, of a happy slapper trying to knock someone of their bike as he lent out of a car door, but instead he smacked into a parked car. does anyone know which one i mean cos i really want to send that to a few of my mates? can anyone tell me the link. Cheers!! 1 2
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- May 8, 2006 at 10:31 am
  
  Roly
- Finnish Motorhead disco dancing I know some of you lot are about as old as I am before the advent of acid house, I was well into punk, rock and metal Lemmy was a bit of a dude in my book.. and Ace of Spades was a bit of an anthem for me and my mates so I was surprised to find that in Finland, they were doing disco workouts to said track [google]8170737368104883936[/google] i want disco balls that size! :bigsmile:
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- May 8, 2006 at 9:38 am
  
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