Only In America Only in America:
(Begun as a fictional list, but the real "Only in Americas" are funnier, or at least stranger)
Drive-through banks, pharmacies, and liquor stores.
Parking lots (car parks) larger than the buildings they serve.
Sugar-frosted honey-coated deep-fat-fried cheese sticks - and a Diet Coke.
Bumper stickers that say "Honk if you hate noise pollution".
Creationists who insist that the pharmaceutical drugs they use first be tested on monkeys and chimps.
Football in which the ball is carried or propelled much more by hand than by foot.
People who argue that human life is so sacred that abortion justifies capital punishment.
A country where the "Lower Forty-eight" states are north of Hawaii, and where the "Continental U.S" doesn't include Alaska, which is clearly on the same continent.
A country where everyone has time to mow their three-acre lawn each week, but no one has time to cook their own food.
People who value equality so much that they think discrimination should be used to create it.
Academic institutions known more for their athletes than their scholars.
A country where the Big Ten has eleven schools, and a fifth is four fifths of a quart.
A country where "evil-doer" and "do-gooder" are both negative characterizations.
A country that claims to hate lawyers, and that elects only lawyers to public office.
Prices of gasoline (petrol) prices that are a fraction of the price of drinking water - and people complaining about the price of gasoline.
A State Department that has nothing to do with the states.
"In God We Trust" written on every piece of money of a nation that alleges to separate church and state.
A country where only the well-to-do ride bicycles.
One of the world's most technologically advanced countries, with the most antiquated system of weights and measures.
"The Land of the Free" with the world's second highest incarceration rate.
A principled refusal to ratify the 1989 United Nations Convention on the Rights of the Child. (Somalia is the only other nation with the same principles.)
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Post a picture of what you see Could be the view from your window, the street you’re on, anything although nothing pornographic in this thread please people. :)12
What is the most stupid thing you have done, that you immeadetey get ashamed I just done 1 of my worst. I'm sitting here on my computer reading and I hear a 'hissssing sound' I wonder for a good 5-10 seconds where and what that sound is coming from.. I put my leg on a deoderant bottle and it started spraying out, I'm a idiot I didn't realize until I smelled it lol123
Some Details On Operation Torpedo Been a long time since I read about this and had all but forgotten about it. Keep your software up to date people, rule number 1.
Feds used Adobe Flash to identify Tor users visiting child porn sites | Ars Technica12
Gateway drugs, the never-ending debate. What is a gateway drug? Are they real, or just another way to demonize the poor little plant? What's your position on 'gateway drugs' [username]?
Oh Gack, The Dog Just Hurled in My Living Room..submit your catastrophe! Do you have pets, a pet? And not a person type pet...that's another thread entirely, and probably involves the use of a webcam and toys and collars, etc. (Ew!) No, no, no. I am talking about the animal kingdom, and how they relate to us.
I have this dog. Well, I have two, but that's probably another story. This dog, we'll call him Satchell (as that actually is his name), is a pit bull mix of some sort, probably pitbull/lab. He was abused, neglected and finally abandoned at 8 weeks, whereupon he was found roughly 8 miles away from his original home, and brought to us a week later. We have loved the bejeezus out of him, and aside from having apparent brain damage (you think I'm kidding? We call him MOlasses, frequently) his only real issue seems to be food aggression.
Lately I've been feeding both the dogs a little more as they seem to be hungrier and they're both so young still.
But tonight I think I've figured out where all the food is going, to my horror and dismay. After Satch throws back, and then forces his adopted brother, Charlie, off his bowl, he comes in, takes a nap, and then suddenly, without warning, wakes to find himself vomiting. This has happened once every night now for about four nights. Normally I shove him outside before he finishes, so tonight was actually the first time I saw the amount and type of vomit.
OMFG. BLEH.
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Here's a picture of Satchell at 13 weeks. He was in pretty bad shape.
And again at 5 months.
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So, ok. Beat that, for a gross pet story. ... and GO!12
Talk Shit Thread With tits and skype Seeing as Angel only made the last thread for me and DB I thought I'd help and start one anyone can join.
Lets begin with a top tip.
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Someone’s invented cannabis lube for ladies Not sure where I should post this, drug or sex :laugh_at:
Last time we checked, marijuana was still a Class B drug. But over in the US where, in some states, the drug is permitted for medicinal purposes, some bright spark has added it to ladies’ lube.
That’s right, your vagina can now get high.
Foria is a lube, or ‘all natural sensual enhancement oil’ that’s been ‘thoughtfully designed for women’.
So sorry, guys, no stoner dicks for you.
The lube ‘brings to your fingertips the power of ancient plant medicine to inspire deep healing and unlock profound pleasures,’ say makers Aphrodite.
Apparently it’s ‘hand-crafted from the female flower of the marijuana plant – one of the oldest known aphrodisiacs in the world – using modern extraction techniques for optimal potency and purity.’ Lovely.
Well, if we use it, it should automatically come on your partners dick.
What's the point in that? Stoner dick and numb pussy :you_crazy
Foria: Cannabis lube for ladies is now a thing | Metro News
Must be a bad joke :you_crazy
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