Anyone Get An Horrific MMS This Morning? If you received an MMS to your mobile phone sometime after 4:30am GMT this morning then we must almost know each other. 147 people were sent this message from his mobile because of the shit I had to put up with from him until he finally fell asleep. He's my cousin, I love him as a cousin but he's a clueless fucktard. He may now think twice about what he did last night as even at 5am this morning when I didn't expect many people to be up, replies flooded in until 6am when I just fucked off and posted his keys.
The picture was taken from a citrus themed party on the internet with a some text that said something like "this is what happens when you think you can take a lot more than you really can".
When I left he was bollock naked in the middle of the front room and had been for about 75 mins. If the twat even had some boxers on I'd have waited until he woke up just so I could see his face when I mention he's had a few messages when he wakes up.12
Keeping The Kids Safe Department https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20141013/06281728807/5-year-old-who-drew-gun-crayon-forced-to-sign-no-suicide-contract-with-school.shtml
Thank god no-one was hurt, how the fuck did she get that crayon past the full body search in yhe school entrance?12
Beautiful card trick Beautiful trick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjiTAkKhG28
Anyone else seen any they wanna share or have I made you all disappear?
Changed My Mind About Smart Meters Can see me inquiring very soon about one of these :devil_wag
Too excited too soon, only in spain.
God I'm a muppet at times. Link: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-29643276#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa12
Obamas Credit Card Declined President Obama had his credit card declined while out to dinner in New York. When the manager called police, they followed protocol by driving an armoured vehicle at full speed to the scene, charged in, put 3 bullets in his head and then asked if the president had any ID on him. Onlookers were shocked.
BBC News - Barack Obama's credit card 'declined'
Don’t Remember A Thing Last night after drinking 4 pints of Stella I did the stupidest thing I've done in months. Got a full bottle of vodka. I haven't drank spirits in over 6 months and now I have no clue what I did last night. I'm obviously not as OK as I thought.12
Can I Add A Song To My Profile? Just thought this might be a cool thing instead of having many songs in other threads it might be nice to have a song that really gives an idea of who you are in your profile.
Thanks and no problem if this can't be done.
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