NL : Ganzenbord / game of goose
06 - opgelet douanecontrole / beware bordercontrol
31 - omdat de politie verscheen moeten we de pillen in een plastiek doosje te zetten en dit doosje de put in te gooien / because the cops came we must put the pills in a plastic box and throw them down the well
32/36 - de hele familie moeten overal bewaken - and the whole family must keep guard
50 - loved up
52 - opgepakt! wat een ellende! / nicked! what a nuisance!
58 - pas op! gevaar! PMMA-pillen! / beware! danger! PMMA pills!
59 - toen de comedown kan je wat last met angst hebben / during the comedown you can have trouble with angst
63 - prima! Het Nederlandse meisje hebt nog een levering van mooie pilen / excellent! the young dutch girl has another shipment of good pills..
CT : Cigarettestan Television – educational TV Here at the goose shed we still carry out some special IP-TV transmissions on behalf of the the national broadcaster Koninklijke Radio Televisie of the Peoples Republic of Cigarettestan
Especially as Ah Beng at the TV playout calls me up at 07:00 (8 hr time difference and says) "aiyaaa alex can u help us one? our satellite TV uprink is suddenry brock by Singapore; they say our programming backward and morally defective. So we mus send video by Great Brighty instead."
So I have to transmit their programming for youths/rehab inmates and delinquent sun bears; where today they are being taught German and how to remember the locations of strategic North European shipping areas ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEZlfxx6CP8
April 1st. jokes Best one this year.
From the library where I live
Attention all readers!
All copies of Fifty Shades of Grey, lent during the period from 1.3 to 1.4, revoked.
The reason is that a laboratory test has confirmed chlamydia bacteria above the limit, the health inspector now need to register and establish supply its extent.
After that all books be destroyed.
Does samtherocker123 really give a F*** what people think of him ? Ok so idk wtf is up with new forums being like how are you feeling today samtherocker123. If u guy's are making fun of me or something that's just lame. I came on this site cas I thought maybe I could voice my opinion FREELY and hell maybe 1 post might help some1 that is going thru wat I went thru with drug's. But I guess not the more I think about it the more I'm like WTF ? So if u r cracking joke's at me or behind my back it watever.:you_crazy:laugh_at:
Funny Story from My Teens I want to share some funny stories from my early teens when I was a pothead (I have many such stories).
Story 1:
I was 14 and at the time I would usually have a roach to hotknife in the morning before going to school.
My mom would leave for work about a half hour before me, and that is when I would smoke and exhale into the fan above the stove.
One morning my mother was not going to work that day and I had not been aware of this.
I was already in a bad mood and had already probably been arguing with her about something else (I was very rebellious at the time).
I really wanted to smoke before going to school that day.
I angrily decided to try and discretely heat up my hotknives (I was using spoons that were hammered flat) on the stove and smoke anyway.
My idea was to run over to the balcony and exhale outside.
My mom was also awake and walking around the house, and in all reality I knew that she would smell it and/or catch me in the act, but I was pissed off and just wanted to have my hit before leaving the house.
Because she was walking in and out of the kitchen also, I decided to heat up only one of my 'hotspoons', and to put the kettle on the same burner to hide it.
My idea was to sandwitch the weed between the single hotspoon and the stovetop.
Anyway, my mom comes into the kitchen and without any hesitation walks up to me at the stove, takes the kettle off of the burner and turns off the burner angrily.
She 'scolds' me for trying to smoke inside, and is further angry that I have stolen one of her good spoons to use for hotkniving.
Anyway I don't think I ended up smoking that morning.
Story 2:
When I was 13 I was staying in a group home type of place (as a result of my delinquent behavior at the time).
The owner of the group home said that he doesn't agree with us smoking pot, but because he knows we are going to do it anyway we might as well do it in the house to stay out of trouble.
The other kid there was an Inuit guy who 'wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer'.
Him and I were smoking pot and watching TV and he says "Hey! Look a roach! I'm going to smoke it in my pipe!".
I thought it was cool, but wasn't extremely interested.
He kept going on endlessly about "Dude, look at this roach! Its SOOOO resiny! This is gunna get me so high!"
He was going on about it excessively about how great this roach was for so long that I lost my temper and yelled at him to shut the fuck up about the roach.
Keep in mind 2 things: 1) We didn't know where this particular roach came from, because we had already smoked all of our roaches 2) the lighting is rather dim.
Finally he decides to smoke it in his pipe.
He inhales and says "Ohh! What the fuck!?" ... "Oh Fuck!! Its a bug!!!".
I laughed.
Looks like this mistery roach may have actually been a cocroach or some kind of beetle/moth or something.
Funny times. (Many more stories to share if you guys like reading them).
CT: The song of the jilted cowboy at the trainstation traidtional folkmusic from Cigarettestan
(if you have ever listedned to a Dutch pirate station this isn't too far off)
Me en my horse, het is voorbij.
Zai is verplaatsen bij Malaisië voor an andere cowboy guy
I sit op here taking syabu so i don’t break down en cry
Terwijl the mainline wagon treinen roll on buy.
Ja menheer station master I wait quietly op het dak
Slaan niet de groot alaarm als ik ben aan geen jihad attak.
I jus’ get high met deze vulturures as my horse ain’t coming back (yodelee, alamak..) [1]
Alle kinderen kijken vaak naar me voor school
en say “look at dat ol uncle; ja is he is wat drunken fool
But one klein meisje tells the crowd; voor deze poorman we should pray
As the poor old brighters horse have gone away..
Iedere nacht een kloosterzuster komt naar mij;
ze zei 't is nou echt geen zonde te leven alleen en vrij
maar wat goede fles genever doet echt wel tegen angst en zorgen
ook koop ik ajb twee gram syuba voor het morgen
Och ja met mien peerd en mij; dat is toch nou zai is voorbij..
Maar zit ik op het dak met alle deze vogels en ik ben zo blij
daarop kan ik blazen met de stoomfluit en maken zo’n groot lawaai
En I never kena trouble from the station master guy
As he high on syabu and ganja to (en so are de vulturures)
[1] the "vultururers" (thats what it said on their CITES paperwork aren't even native, nor is the train service even that dangerous they would usually stay there (as every time there is even a shunting wagon this dude makes as much racket as possible so collisions are uncommon) - they merely escaped their crate in 1982 and have lived in the station ever since as the Environment Ministry couldn't be arsred with sorting out the paperwork and they encouraged Japanese tourists to take photos of them and spend money ofn cheap tourists tat.
Prank videos I heard this years ago but I never forgot it. I just thought about it today so I found a copy I could embed here. Hope youn enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEZ4YbWSmb0
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