Football365 Forum: Football Forum => Let’s compile the 100 Things film has taught us list
Rambo: If you get shot and it is ‘through and through’ you can seal the injury with gunpowder on a stick and it will cause no harm to your major organs. In fact you are now ready to single handedly kill everyone.
Home Alone 2: Throwing a brick off the top of a 10 storey building, hitting someone on the head, will merely temporarily stun them.
Amnesia is cured by a another hit to the head and does not, as one might think, make the condition worse.
All women at home by themselves who have called-out a plumber are very keen to have anal sex with him soon after he arrives.
Men can recieve severe beatings with flinching but will winch when a woman cleans their wounds afterwards.
In order to drive down a straight road you have to move the steering wheel violently left to right.
Never laugh anywhere near Joe Pesci.
persistently following and begging a girl to come back will result in exactly that happening, and not a lengthy spell in prison
If you are female and within 100 miles of Michael Douglas, you will be shagged by him soon.
Saying there is nothing out there whilst pointing outside or calling someone a pussy for not going outside will result in a severe case of instant death
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